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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 15

    Fantasizing Priest Accidentally Turns Communion Wafer Into Body Of Altar Boy https://trib.al/ZRcwR65 pic.twitter.com/xY0PVzn1S6

    9:28 AM - 15 Aug 2018
    • 574 Retweets
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    • alejandra santa🎅🏼nder 💜HoneyPlague21💜 Ecstatic Asparagus Scott baby j #FreeAssange! SheepInDisguise yer da June Casketgrande
    65 replies 574 retweets 2,550 likes
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      2. Will Carless‏Verified account @willcarless Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn’t funny

        20 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
      3. Prince Techno‏ @Geek_Prince Aug 15
        Replying to @willcarless @TheOnion

        That's opinionated. Clearly others found it funny.

        0 replies 1 retweet 61 likes
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      2. patrick‏Verified account @knowitall143 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is absolutely brutal. I just shared it with someone to see if this person thought it was funny. She said no through gritted teeth, stifling a laugh. Then we burst out. Exceedingly well-structured and dark. Love, a former altar boy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Frazer Sinclair‏ @ItsMeFrazer Aug 15
        Replying to @knowitall143 @TheOnion

        I sure hope that last comma was intended.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Chris schroyer‏ @chjasc3 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/CGU2V8GSW1

        1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
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      1. Ham Beatdown‏ @scottacular7 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Body of Chris. Amen

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      2. RandyD‏ @ReneDuP97819213 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Less than 24 hours. Maybe wait till Friday

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Ghost Anebriate‏ @Anebriate Aug 15
        Replying to @ReneDuP97819213 @TheOnion

        I think the immediacy contributes to its brutality, which is the point

        0 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. Karma‏ @KarmaDemon727 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Never change, Onion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. LynxSavage‏ @LynxSavage Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #dead

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      2. Bridget O'H‏ @BMOHEY Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh my god.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Ryan.‏ @Ryguy380 Aug 15
        Replying to @BMOHEY @TheOnion

        I think he's out on this one.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Lalawethika Quanah‏ @NormalHorse Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He doesn't even need to fantasize cuz altar boy is busy under the table.

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      1. Tony M.‏ @fishnbaja1 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon for nun disclosure agreement jokes, I guess.

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      2. Michael Brennan‏ @MikeBrennan330 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #TooSoon

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Improved Jesus‏ @ImprovedJesus Aug 15
        Replying to @MikeBrennan330 @TheOnion

        #NeverTooSoon. It’s been at least 2000 years.pic.twitter.com/RNpvZNeTkh

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Necklaces 4 Fascists‏ @Deth2Fascists Aug 15
        Replying to @Seabee201 @TheOnion

        The Right Wing, the real PC Police

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Liam McReanan‏ @LiamMcReanan Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There's a joke in there somewhere. It's not that the taste is questionable, it's just that it's not that funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Necklaces 4 Fascists‏ @Deth2Fascists Aug 15
        Replying to @LiamMcReanan

        pic.twitter.com/YgR0dojbY6

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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