@TheOnion Next staff meeting, one of you should make the suggestion to start being funny again.
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except they were always like this...? i mean ive been browing the onion since forever and the humour is the same? (btw theyre still funny you must be new to them)
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I mean... What do you want them to do? That's just what the job requires of them if we don't want the weight of the losses throwing them into spiralling depression. It's awful that kind of empathy loss has to happen, but it's the least worse we've got until 0% death rate.
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Crap, another crying family to deal with
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Its pretty bad that the Onion and Babylon Bee write stories that have more fact backing them up then 0% of the MSM.
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It's getting to the point that I could write this crud better than The Onion.
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@TheOnion is just a shit@BetootaAdvocateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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going to school to be an emergency responder, i can say this is accurate save the "pretty bummed" part.pic.twitter.com/5KAAY84U42
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He was just my brother
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The surgeon didn't lose a patient, they were just misplaced in another dimension.
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What a heartwarming story. Beauuuuuutiful!
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Play along the appeareances or be called a cynical bastard... Hehehe
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