Nah, not Elon. He wouldn't make something that would take lives. He'd probably make something to make chopping up onions easier for the rest of us tho.
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You mean like a *checks notes* flame thrower?
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Lol. Could bbq a lot of onions
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Dear God. Is there no depth that Elon Musk won't dive into? Now he has upgraded the guillotine For Women Only. Hateful.
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The Onion is a satirical parody website. Satire.
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My God, the level of incomprehensible sarcasm must be biblical to you. Please write a book on how you view the world, without the ability to understand sarcasm. I would LOVE to read it.
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I would love to read it aloud... ...sarcastically.
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Sorry, I gave up sarcasm in my 50's, finding that for me it was just poorly expressed anger. That does mean that at 73, I sometimes badly miss the mark on understanding humor. My apologies. I'll try to do better, but I'm essentially pretty child-like, with no filter. Oh, well...
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This is really going over the edge... Sick


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Lololololol
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Your jokes are too edgy.
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Watch out or you'll cut yourself on that blade
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Henceforth shall be named “The thotilator”
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That model is for personal use.
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This guys is insane!
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Lmao no one is safe from
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Saudi Arabian Elon Musk
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A voice Whispers ‘I’m the alpha in this relationship’ to each one, as the blade comes down.
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Will it also work for a circumcision?
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