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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 14

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    .@ElonMusk: "On just a single charge, this compact machine can efficiently decapitate more than 5,000 women accused of adultery—all while eliminating the need for a human executioner."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1029458959307034624 …

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    Elon Musk Gives Saudi Investors Presentation On New Autonomous Beheading Machine For Adulterers https://trib.al/qW6jeZv  pic.twitter.com/k9QJwvwMXa
    7:43 PM - 14 Aug 2018
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      2. Joнɴɴα 💎‏ @JohnnaCrider1 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Nah, not Elon. He wouldn't make something that would take lives. He'd probably make something to make chopping up onions easier for the rest of us tho.

        2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Gabriel‏ @Gabes_Court Aug 15
        Replying to @JohnnaCrider1 @TheOnion @elonmusk

        You mean like a *checks notes* flame thrower?

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. Joнɴɴα 💎‏ @JohnnaCrider1 Aug 15
        Replying to @Gabes_Court @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Lol. Could bbq a lot of onions

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Patricia Clark Thomas‏ @PatThomas45 Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @DanteUSAInferno @elonmusk

        Dear God. Is there no depth that Elon Musk won't dive into? Now he has upgraded the guillotine For Women Only. Hateful.

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. 夢を見られた・・・⠠⠁⠍⠁⠝⠙⠁‏ @Amolain Aug 14
        Replying to @PatThomas45 @TheOnion and

        The Onion is a satirical parody website. Satire.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Prince Techno‏ @Geek_Prince Aug 14
        Replying to @Amolain @PatThomas45 and

        My God, the level of incomprehensible sarcasm must be biblical to you. Please write a book on how you view the world, without the ability to understand sarcasm. I would LOVE to read it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. David Lashchuk‏ @TheLashchuk Aug 15
        Replying to @Geek_Prince @Amolain and

        I would love to read it aloud... ...sarcastically.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Patricia Clark Thomas‏ @PatThomas45 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheLashchuk @Geek_Prince and

        Sorry, I gave up sarcasm in my 50's, finding that for me it was just poorly expressed anger. That does mean that at 73, I sometimes badly miss the mark on understanding humor. My apologies. I'll try to do better, but I'm essentially pretty child-like, with no filter. Oh, well...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Natalee555‏ @Cosmicstrenght3 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        This is really going over the edge... Sick 🤑🤑🤑!

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      1. Dante’s American Inferno  ™️  🔥 🇺🇸 🔥 🚒  🆘‏ @DanteUSAInferno Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Lololololol

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      2. Michael Dimitri Richard‏ @WhereAtAtheistc Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Your jokes are too edgy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Elemental Surprises‏ @EmptyBanAccount Aug 14
        Replying to @WhereAtAtheistc @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Watch out or you'll cut yourself on that blade

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Charlie McBride‏ @chuckinator117 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Henceforth shall be named “The thotilator”

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      1. Brite Shiny‏ @BriteShiny Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        That model is for personal use.

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      1. J.P.H.‏ @haranimaniac Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @Haranasaurus @elonmusk

        This guys is insane!

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      1. Craig Mouser‏ @mouser58907 Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Lmao no one is safe from @TheOnion. Even their biggest fans.

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      1. Tate C‏ @TallTexanHoya Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Saudi Arabian Elon Musk

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      1. Matthew Symes‏ @mattsymes72 Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        A voice Whispers ‘I’m the alpha in this relationship’ to each one, as the blade comes down.

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      1. Bryan‏ @DaSpaceForce Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Will it also work for a circumcision?

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      2. Stryker‏ @Stryker1781 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

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