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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 14

    Omarosa Searches Through Tapes Of Everyone Else In White House Using N-Word For One Of Trump https://trib.al/0MqFftf pic.twitter.com/yzYydKpEUU

    3:50 PM - 14 Aug 2018
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    51 replies 961 retweets 4,976 likes
      1. NateDawg‏ @desertvagrant Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yo G, it’s like a NWA album up in dat cracker’s crib! Shhhiiittt!

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      1. Dianna Amick‏ @dlamick Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is she capable of that kind of hard work?

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      1. New conversation
      2. Art Or Not Art‏ @artdecider Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Art.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Andrew Madden‏ @drewzybby Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/7zGXOSFk8H

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      2. roop misir‏ @rupieroop Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Throughout history, groups of people have been enslaved, beaten, plundered and.... and called names... (I had a dozen or more "false names". ...Would there be fewer problems today if we take a given situation in its proper context?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Cosmic Shriek  🌟 😱 🌟‏ @BrightAnimal Aug 14
        Replying to @rupieroop

        I really fail to see what you're getting at here.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. CG‏ @CGrandlienard Aug 14
        Replying to @BrightAnimal @rupieroop

        We're freaking out over non issues

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Pete LaPlace‏ @hothotcocoa05 Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What if Trump didn't use it and he just likes keeping his viewers in suspense?

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      1. Tuscana‏ @ddchills Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know this is parody, but girl find Russiagate!😂😂😂😂

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      1. Cavernario Galindo‏ @aalfarok Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This White House is like Birth of a Nation but for real

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      1. Antithesis of Theist‏ @db9man Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m sure he was only using the word negro in an academic way.

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      1. J.L. Reed‏ @reedjl Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can't. “@TheOnion: Omarosa Searches Through Tapes Of Everyone Else In White House Using N-Word For One Of Trump https://trib.al/0MqFftf  pic.twitter.com/OoFA3GYDp5”

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      1. Donley P'Simer‏ @donleyp Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Like a needle in a haystack.

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      1. doc‏ @doc_bitcoin Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wew

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      2. J M‏ @GameEnders_ Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I gotta say... I love that you bash both sides. Liberals and conservatives, I see both from you guys. It's refreshing and pretty fair lol, thanks @TheOnion.

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      1. Harry Pujols‏ @harrypujols Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It was just locker room talk. He was only 67 years old, he has matured a lot since.

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      1. MPFitzgerald‏ @MaeveGrabowsky Aug 14
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        pic.twitter.com/JAf9mzRsqy

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      1. Tony Fx Cope‏ @tony_myriad Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion - one day soon, you will again have to do more than just report the news. Soon!

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