cutting out the middle man
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The part when he brought Azealia Banks out for a live demonstration was a little hard to watch
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Is this version green? Cause, those gas powered ones were ridiculous

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I am a big fan of Mr. Musk...but this is a good burn.


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Cutting edge tech.
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an invention way a head of its time
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Surely
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you see guys, this is definitely the most sophisticated device of its class, I have rigorously tested it on myself in the lab.

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Thieves only need to stick their hand in it.
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Not funny....
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Not funny, hilarious.
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I thought his hand severing machine for thieves was pretty good too.
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jokes on you, he just filed a patent on it.
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About damn time
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Oh Onion. Sometimes you are scallion, sweet and mild. Sometimes you are ramp, and cheesy. Other days, you are pungent and make me cry when you are raw.
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We call it the "Infadelerizor 2020"
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