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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 14

    Elon Musk Gives Saudi Investors Presentation On New Autonomous Beheading Machine For Adulterers https://trib.al/qW6jeZv pic.twitter.com/k9QJwvwMXa

    1:05 PM - 14 Aug 2018
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      1. abu  🐪 kamel‏ @xrustaceqn Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        cutting out the middle man

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      1. Nelly Kusske‏ @isew_isaw_imama Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        The part when he brought Azealia Banks out for a live demonstration was a little hard to watch

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      2. Brett‏ @Drako_Vox Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Is this version green? Cause, those gas powered ones were ridiculous 🤷‍♂️

        1 reply 1 retweet 50 likes
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      1. Madame Banane‏ @MamaSeinfour Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        I am a big fan of Mr. Musk...but this is a good burn.🔥🙊👽pic.twitter.com/K0MjE6jwiW

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      1. Christian Daniels‏ @CJDaniels77 Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Cutting edge tech.

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      1. UPBOptionMil‏ @UPBOptionMil Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        an invention way a head of its time

        0 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
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      1. phasor‏ @phasor Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @BarbarianCap @elonmusk

        Surely @TheOnion means, adulteresses.

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      2. mark‏ @pawpaw_mark Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @RampCapitalLLC @elonmusk

        you see guys, this is definitely the most sophisticated device of its class, I have rigorously tested it on myself in the lab. 😅

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Thieves only need to stick their hand in it.

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
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      2. ابراهيم بن محمد‏ @abu_dai Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Not funny....

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      3. Pete the NEET  🌹‏ @FungeonMaster1 Aug 14
        Replying to @abu_dai @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Not funny, hilarious.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Jasper The Cat‏ @moochie222 Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought his hand severing machine for thieves was pretty good too.

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      1. i thought he was my uncle.‏ @me_and_Krunchy Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        jokes on you, he just filed a patent on it.

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      1. Remsa‏ @XRemsaX Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        About damn time

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      1. Michell LeAnn‏ @MichellBasler Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Oh Onion. Sometimes you are scallion, sweet and mild. Sometimes you are ramp, and cheesy. Other days, you are pungent and make me cry when you are raw.

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      1. Caledonian Rose‏ @CaledonianRoses Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @ScottWamplerBMD @elonmusk

        We call it the "Infadelerizor 2020"

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      1. Leonard Robinson‏Verified account @leonardrobinson Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        💀🤣💀🤣

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