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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 14

    Q Forced To Resign From Department Of Agriculture For Improper Filing Of Expense Reports https://trib.al/C1FWJe4 pic.twitter.com/xS6TkfaM8N

    11:09 AM - 14 Aug 2018
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    • Paiger Waiger Guy who sells haunted goods 天满宫🇨🇳 Frances Cardenas 🌹 Pierre-Simon Laplace Jacob Bonfante Randy Marcel Popescu 🇺🇸Space Force CMDR Brickman🇺🇸
    22 replies 134 retweets 614 likes
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      2. Make NC Great Again  🇺🇸 (QANGEL)‏ @media_nc Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂 YOU ARE FAKE NEWS! YOU KNOW WHAT IS COMING. IT IS NOW MORE CLEAR THAN EVER. NEVER IN OUR HISTORY HAVE MediaMockingbird BEEN THIS EXPOSED. NEVER IN OUR HISTORY HAVE THEY COME OUT FROM THE SHADOWS TO FIGHT. #DrainTheDeepStateSwamp #HivitesGetLit #QAnon @POTUS

        3 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. bill girouard‏ @billg194 Aug 14
        Replying to @media_nc @TheOnion @POTUS

        Um, the fact that you don’t know that the Onion is, literally fake news makes your response gold.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. I only like baseball‏ @viserov Aug 14
        Replying to @billg194 @media_nc and

        She’s either a Russian troll or a really, really stupid American.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. ZaQ Attaq‏ @TheGreatStorm Aug 14
        Replying to @royannaf @TheOnion @oneunderscore__

        See whats funny... Youre old. And you have no clue how to research and scrape the internet like we young folk do. You old farts think once something is deleted on a computer, its gone forever 😂 Q simply suggests further research. So funny you call it a conspiracy.

        6 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Make NC Great Again  🇺🇸 (QANGEL)‏ @media_nc Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What do you fear the most? Public awakening! We the people know this is a BS article! #MediaMockingbird #MkUltra @POTUS

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. bonkers in yonkers‏ @jimpjorps Aug 14
        Replying to @media_nc @TheOnion @POTUS

        It's real.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. Friend of Thomas‏ @bizzykimmi Aug 17
        Replying to @jimpjorps @media_nc and

        The Onion is "real"? Yeah. Real satire, ya 🐰.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. bonkers in yonkers‏ @jimpjorps Aug 17
        Replying to @bizzykimmi @media_nc and

        if it’s fake then explain this, liberalpic.twitter.com/5r0D11O41F

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Roger Poulain‏ @Franceborn Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @williamlegate

        And the list of deplorable people chosen by Trump keeps growing and growing . So far, not ONE of his Cabinet is above criticism for lack of competence&honesty ... Not ONE !

        4 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Friend of Thomas‏ @bizzykimmi Aug 17
        Replying to @Franceborn @TheOnion @williamlegate

        This is the Onion--kinda like CNN only they admit it's a lie (satire).

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      2.  ❌tron yori ❌‏ @TronYori Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #QANON #MAGA #TheGreatAwakening #PatriotsFight #WWG1WGA

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Carolyn Boyle‏ @accidntlmystic Aug 14
        Replying to @TronYori @TheOnion

        People that #QAnon seriously are proof that #qanonsense kills brain cells.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. casey john leonard‏ @Casey_J_Leonard Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        omg this one is gold

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Ambellina‏ @Ambellina77 Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Look who verified Q. First they ridicule? Laugh? Something like that. Wreaks of effort bro

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. xthetenth‏ @xthetenth Aug 14
        Replying to @Ambellina77 @TheOnion

        A satire site making a joke at the expense of absurdity? Unprecedented! Tell me, what need does Q fill for you? What would you have to accept if it weren't true?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      5. xthetenth‏ @xthetenth Aug 28
        Replying to @Ambellina77 @TheOnion

        I appreciate that you like my style enough to use it, although the flattery of someone who thinks that a bot can be narcissistic has little worth. If Q were true, I'd have to acknowledge that air force one can be in two places at once among other impossibilities.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Ambellina‏ @Ambellina77 Aug 28
        Replying to @xthetenth @TheOnion

        No idea what you are rambling on about. Fine. Don't "believe" Q. I don't care.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. xthetenth‏ @xthetenth Aug 30
        Replying to @Ambellina77 @TheOnion

        Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were actually familiar with the insane conspiracy theory but it turns out that you're as familiar with it as what the Onion does.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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