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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 14

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders Unable To Answer Any Questions About Administration After Signing Non-Disclosure Agreement https://trib.al/C79OHXV pic.twitter.com/tza9uXbkBp

    9:38 AM - 14 Aug 2018
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    124 replies 1,664 retweets 6,887 likes
      1. Stephen Linnett‏ @slinnett Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Would be funny if it wasn’t true

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      1. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Maybe trump can’t talk about the Helsinki summit because Putin made him sign a NDA?

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      1. Trader 8 Ball‏ @trader8ball Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Change your name to The Truth

        0 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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      2. JetBelly‏ @JetBellyMusic Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        ...again, when Parody is indistinguishable from reality.....

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
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      1. H Stewart‏ @HazardStewart Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Perfect! This is now the Most Real News we have...

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      1. Gina Slembrouck‏ @travelsgraceful Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        With today's administration, life without the Onion would make me cry like chopping onions.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Dan Lafontaine‏ @DanLafontaine_ Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Best strategy for Sarah is to stand at the press briefing completely silent, with no facial expression, for 30 minutes. Then walk off.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. The Snow Queen‏ @MsLuvlee717 Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        I guess The Onion gave up on satire and just started reporting the news.

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      1. KK Garrett  🌊  🍫 🐶 ✌ 💖‏ @SpazzyKK Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Refers all questions to the Trump campaign. Seriously. She said that. 😱 😔 😂

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      1. #AndTheNewNXTCiampion‏ @dbroncos78087 Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Is it true she can’t even confirm her name?

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      1. Sleepy Rooster News‏ @ASleepyRooster Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This Just In: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Zips It, Locks It, Puts It In Her Pocket.

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      1. Gary Heppy‏ @GaryHeppy Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Slanders

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      1. Zach Baum‏ @zachbaum86 Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @JoshSchwerin @SarahHuckabee

        I mean, this could just as well be an @nytimes headline.

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      1. Jeff McMahon‏ @herculodge Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Sarah Huckabee Sanders Spends So Much Time Defending Lucifer She Forgets Why She Became a Christian and Doesn't Even Know Her Own Name.

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      1. Gokhan‏ @mr_gman84 Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        BRAVO @TheOnion brilliant tweet.

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      1. BlueJay_NE‏ @TANickMA Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Sanders proceeded to stand at the podium in silence for the next 15 minutes, with her patented "stank face" firmly in place.

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      1. Jason Hunter  🌊‏ @iamjasonhunter Aug 14
        Replying to @thedredden @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Seing her smug face is not how I like to start my day. 🤦🏽‍♀️pic.twitter.com/wDPxXESD7k

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      1. Corey Katzelnick‏ @cuckooforcocoa Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Lol @_realSasquatch @abbydNYC it's so funny being ignorant

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