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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 14

    Friend Attempting To Provide Comfort Has No Clue What The Fuck She’s Talking About https://trib.al/nkzMxlS pic.twitter.com/HaBAZEXvQ6

    7:21 AM - 14 Aug 2018
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    • 👻spooky jeff👻 Perdita AAAHHHHH!nthoné n ♥ Raw Jimmies Mocha Polk Funk Enthusiast 🌸🎃Timmly👌🌸 Bryan Woods
    16 replies 573 retweets 3,321 likes
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      2. Chris Morin‏ @MoMoringuePie Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God! Anything will pass as news these days.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. cass‏ @cass0306 Aug 14
        Replying to @MoMoringuePie @TheOnion

        i... can’t tell if this is a joke that’s over my head or if ur serious

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Iceberg Simpson‏ @Moon_Man_Dan Aug 14
        Replying to @cass0306 @MoMoringuePie @TheOnion

        There's always that one person on The Onion tweets that is oblivious, but yeah this might just be a next level joke that we can't comprehend

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. Chris Morin‏ @MoMoringuePie Aug 14
        Replying to @Moon_Man_Dan @cass0306 @TheOnion

        I’ve read too many yahoo comments that say this after every article on their website. I always find it humorous because they clicked the article and now they’re mad about it. And then I imagined if they saw this article thinking it’s real they would really freak out.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. Chris Morin‏ @MoMoringuePie Aug 14
        Replying to @MoMoringuePie @Moon_Man_Dan and

        As I read what I wrote here I can’t understand how that wasn’t obvious, 😝

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Iceberg Simpson‏ @Moon_Man_Dan Aug 14
        Replying to @MoMoringuePie @cass0306 @TheOnion

        You can't understand how people wouldn't get your reference to a comment that's sometimes made on an entirely different website?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      8. Chris Morin‏ @MoMoringuePie Aug 14
        Replying to @Moon_Man_Dan @cass0306 @TheOnion

        I clearly used the 😝/:P emoji to indicate that I recognize that this was not obvious

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Iceberg Simpson‏ @Moon_Man_Dan Aug 14
        Replying to @MoMoringuePie @cass0306 @TheOnion

        Oh my b

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      10. End of conversation
      1. Ipsi the spooky skeleton  💀‏ @Ips_cali Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel like this is something people can relate too

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So, at least you don't have crooked teeth, and all the construction workers still cat call you. So there is that. So do you have any weed left?

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s the thoughtlessness that counts.

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      1.  🕸 𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖊  🕸 » au pinned‏ @_marvelmedia Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m the friend

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      1. Gus Brissly‏ @BristleGus Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ahhh ahaha hhaaa sob

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      1. Amy Bills‏ @AmySilverBills Aug 14
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        @BurrowsMichelle

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      1.  👻low voter turnout 💀‏Verified account @JordanUhl Aug 14
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        @jesjohnsonn

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      1. the haunting of lancaster‏ @ApocryphaScribe Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Goddamn, @ me next time, Onion

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      2. Levi‏ @SaporousCorgi Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Literally me @foxcorpses

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      3. shameful nipple boy‏ @foxcorpses Aug 14
        Replying to @SaporousCorgi @TheOnion

        too true

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