God! Anything will pass as news these days.
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i... can’t tell if this is a joke that’s over my head or if ur serious
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There's always that one person on The Onion tweets that is oblivious, but yeah this might just be a next level joke that we can't comprehend
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I’ve read too many yahoo comments that say this after every article on their website. I always find it humorous because they clicked the article and now they’re mad about it. And then I imagined if they saw this article thinking it’s real they would really freak out.
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As I read what I wrote here I can’t understand how that wasn’t obvious,

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You can't understand how people wouldn't get your reference to a comment that's sometimes made on an entirely different website?
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I feel like this is something people can relate too
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So, at least you don't have crooked teeth, and all the construction workers still cat call you. So there is that. So do you have any weed left?
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It’s the thoughtlessness that counts.
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I’m the friend
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Ahhh ahaha hhaaa sob
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@jesjohnsonn
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Goddamn, @ me next time, Onion
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Literally me
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too true
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