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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 13

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/Z6c0BNcJWq

    5:33 PM - 13 Aug 2018
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    67 replies 666 retweets 2,962 likes
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      2. (Not) Kaity 💙‏ @RealTorinHooge Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't forget qentucky

        1 reply 0 retweets 47 likes
      3. Doesn’t Get Satire/Parody‏ @NoSatireForMe Aug 13
        Replying to @RealTorinHooge @TheOnion

        That’s not a real state. Neither is Qansas. It’s “Kentucky” and “Kansas.”

        3 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. Isaiah Maldonado‏ @Odysseus1944 Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You forgot Qhio

        0 replies 2 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Darko Belić‏ @Darkeaux Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought it was Qonneticut.

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      1. Luke Skywalker‏ @elloydd Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion always delivers after a long day

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. Ellie Wilhelm‏ @elliewilhelm Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The QAnon folks are going to be all over this.

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. Maxwell Qian‏ @MaxwellQian Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *Qiansas

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      1. Benjamin Oscar‏ @benjaminoscara Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OQpic.twitter.com/TcyazokKAg

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      2. Dave Matt‏ @davematt88 Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I live in that state and I always thought it started with a k. Thanks again.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Auntie Mame!‏ @SidecarStrega Aug 13
        Replying to @davematt88 @TheOnion

        Found Qanon

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Michael Ritter‏ @SlyCactus Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Qnion

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Qarry on, my wayward onion.

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      1. Reno‏ @coolmiscreant Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Loved "Tust in the Vind"

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      2. Shaun Mack‏ @Starstress Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is kansas pronounced (can-zis) but Arkansas isnt pronouced (R-can-zis) 🤔🤔🤔

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. KobbleObbleURobbleTobble‏ @KBSmiles85 Aug 13
        Replying to @Starstress @TheOnion

        We have a city called Arkansas City, which is pronounced: Ar can zis City. Sooooo, we aren't fancy like Arkansas... Let that sink in.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. DasViking‏ @KadenWalling Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why do I feel like there are at least 200 people that think the Onion is real

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Schmekel Dorf‏ @Schmekel_Dorf Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Quansas. Home of Qwanza and the Quran.

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      1. Patrick 🎃‏ @batman1793 Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @JonKMBZ

        And knowing is half the battle.pic.twitter.com/4auA9N8M8I

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