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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 13

    Crestfallen ‘Unite The Right’ Organizer Eats Swastika Cake Alone After No One Shows Up To His Rally https://trib.al/ucRoTXy pic.twitter.com/BeUbsRUcDp

    11:59 AM - 13 Aug 2018
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    • Carlito Mariategui The Indeterminator🌹 Brian2293 SheepInDisguise Sofiel OldCrow🔹🌽 Donthelp Tonni A. Williams 💀SPOOKY💀STALLION💀SKELETON💀
    71 replies 1,383 retweets 6,261 likes
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      2. Austin M. Craig‏ @austinmcraig Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @nickchuckwalter

        I feel bad for the stock photo models who get used in these (hysterical) pieces.

        2 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. Rick‏ @nickchuckwalter Aug 13
        Replying to @austinmcraig @TheOnion

        For real...like imagine their brother finding this on their timeline randomly haha

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Pé Resists‏ @4everNeverTrump Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He should have invited @therealroseanne.pic.twitter.com/k7qUWfIqYZ

        1 reply 6 retweets 22 likes
      3. The Real Nationalist 😘‏ @M_COVFEFE Aug 13
        Replying to @4everNeverTrump @TheOnion @therealroseanne

        Or you! Since you’re the real Racist!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      5. The Real Nationalist 😘‏ @M_COVFEFE Aug 13
        Replying to @xpistolbaked @4everNeverTrump and

        Who are you tweeting at?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6.  ❌ ❓ Trent Blade 🤬‏ @xpistolbaked Aug 13
        Replying to @M_COVFEFE @4everNeverTrump and

        Not you. I'm #Shadowbanned seems to work if I daisychain the tweet though. 🙂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. HEREDIT-HARRY‏ @harryn1m Aug 13

        No, they're just observant.

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “And I’ve got a shit-ton of Ultra-Vanilla ice cream that’s just gonna melt...”

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      1. Chanur‏ @Chanur2000 Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @the_gneech

        The problem is when the New York Times and the Washington Post are running headines that are unintentionally funnier the the Onion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      2. A person‏ @fuckoffcheshire Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        who tf has cakes on rallies

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Stan Lee Cup‏ @MuzzMuzzington Aug 13
        Replying to @fuckoffcheshire @TheOnion

        White sheet-cake supremacists

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      2. The Steveo‏ @APPLEMAN218 Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol I would rather be right than be associated with the left

        7 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. GENDER FEAR‏ @preIuding Aug 13
        Replying to @APPLEMAN218 @TheOnion

        so you'd rather be associated with nazis than leftists? interesting. where do you work by chance? asking for a friend

        3 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
      4. Ruben Vega‏ @rubendelavega11 Aug 13
        Replying to @preIuding @APPLEMAN218 @TheOnion

        I blocked the Russian Troll, preluding!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. DJMMT‏ @GameChangerDOC Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm just happy you used the word crestfallen.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Jesse Killingsworth‏ @jakillingsworth Aug 14
        Replying to @GameChangerDOC @TheOnion

        #praisethesun

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2.  ❤️NavyWife4Life ❤️ ⚓️ 💍 👠‏ @MaxChgo123 Aug 13
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