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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 13

    All Flights Grounded After FAA Officials Suddenly Realize That Man Was Not Meant To Fly https://trib.al/LNouGl7 pic.twitter.com/45NCFu4qdP

    8:08 AM - 13 Aug 2018
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      1. "Jeff"‏ @jeffdevries Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My feathers held together by wax say otherwise. My son will back me up on this!

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      1. Sergei Magnitsky memorial account‏ @ikewinski Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Excellent. From the same vein:https://www.theonion.com/u-s-economy-grinds-to-halt-as-nation-realizes-money-ju-1819571322 …

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How about women? Can they still fly?

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      1. David Šilver‏ @Silver0004 Aug 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That last line 😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Aug 13
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        Fly? No. However, a controlled 'fall' that is mitigated by a powerful, forward thrust that has been supported by a air foil wing.....that we can do! But, that's only if you want to get technical.

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      2. Emerthegreatladyslashfaerykindathing‏ @theincredibleE Aug 13
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        What's With All The Caps??!!!

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      3. TeeDotTheSix‏ @teedothesix Aug 13
        Replying to @theincredibleE @TheOnion

        The Onion uses NYT headline style.

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      1. Lina‏ @angelina_boeva Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seems like a fair point

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      1. Mike‏ @Michael11160411 Aug 13
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        If god had intended us to fly he wouldn't have invented Spanish Air Traffic control.

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      1. nate w‏ @NateWDawg Aug 13
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        PSA: @Ocasio2018 , this is Satire. @conservmillen @scrowder

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Aug 13
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        Rules are great if people follow them

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      1. A Dissident is Here‏ @Pulpiteer Aug 13
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        Ladies, seats available.

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      1. Twiter‏ @TwiterPenThingy Aug 13
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        Which man?

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      1. midwestusa‏ @midwestusa Aug 13
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        bwahaha

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      1. WSB‏ @WSBthing Aug 13
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        A rule made by the Politician afraid to be alone in a room with a woman?

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