Where the hell is this thing even from?pic.twitter.com/1mfpCjqtHi
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Where the hell is this thing even from?pic.twitter.com/1mfpCjqtHi
It's difficult for The Onion to compete with todays headlines of so much bullshit...but finally one we can laugh at!!! p.s. I'm sure it's only a papaya!
Mini kiwi would be my guess.
He calmed down after hearing that someone had removed the seeds and were keeping them in a separate holding facility
Will this poor boy ever find his perfect melon? It's sad.
I don’t know, but with all the security he has around him at all times, even if he does find the right one the poor guy cantaloupe in Vegas or something like that.
Miller smears Jeff Sessions down with blue grease paint and chases him around a specially constructed toadstool house in the White House basement.
No offense, but with the world this weird, are you guys high ALL the time now?
Best of the year
"Sweaty, disgusting disappointment?" Isn't that what the Trump family calls Eric?
When asked if he preferred the Melon microwaved for 20 seconds first, Or straight ice-cold from the fridge? He smoothly replied, “Whichever makes it cry more.”
I thought it was a banana and two rambutan......
Where are the bananas he shoves up his a$$ from?
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