When lies becomes acceptable, the devil probably smiles.
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It's a parody. Kinda like the Bible.
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The Holy Bible is a teaching of love. Jesus said, live a life in love and be learnt by the spirit within, or be lost without knowledge!
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Lol no
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This is inexcusable. This will have made matters way worse.
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You are literally my favorite part of twitter.
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“No excuses, but the ‘flame’ button is damned close to the ‘water’ button..”
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Too soon.
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Never too soon
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She probably thinks jokes about the Irish potato famine are too soon.
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When my basement flooded, I fought water with water. That flood water was soaking wet by the time I was finished.
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Fire fighters perform controlled burns to make the fire hotter so all the oxygen can be exhausted
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Spraying the flood water with water made it feel unwelcome so it gradually left.
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that's actually a legitimate way to fight some forest fires, its called a backfire. the idea is to set more fires in front of it so both fires will meet in the middle and starve eachother out minimizing damage.
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Classic case of the Mondays..
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Garfield for President!
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too soon bro
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