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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 11

    Russian Orphans Devastated After Realizing Trump Tower Meeting Not About Getting Them Adopted https://trib.al/42mNxZb pic.twitter.com/WmkdFUxLpd

    10:51 AM - 11 Aug 2018
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    • Brynn🕷 Knitta_Please Rabbi Justin Kerber (((Asiatic Cosmopolitan))) Nancy Esetter Lvr. Anne Steitz toby VoxVeritatis SheepInDisguise
    80 replies 1,796 retweets 7,138 likes
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      2. Lbernard  🌊‏ @Lbernar09511849 Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @real_farmacist

        Propaganda.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Graham Smart‏ @Highlander1715 Aug 11
        Replying to @Lbernar09511849 @TheOnion @real_farmacist

        Firstly it is a satirical site and secondly irony of ironiespic.twitter.com/gZ7JllkoP2

        1 reply 3 retweets 29 likes
      4. Lbernard  🌊‏ @Lbernar09511849 Aug 11
        Replying to @Highlander1715 @TheOnion @real_farmacist

        Hi thank you for responding, appreciate you're reply 🤗

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Graham Smart‏ @Highlander1715 Aug 11
        Replying to @Lbernar09511849 @TheOnion @real_farmacist

        no problem appreciate your reply as well, if you disagree with Botcheck analysis you can download Botcheck in Chrome and run it on yourself and "disagree" it is only 90% effective and makes mistakes

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
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      2. Ming Nethery‏ @MingGao26 Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ming laugh and laugh

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      2. hey_joeb‏ @Hey_joeb Aug 11
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      2. Lisa Starnes‏ @actenglsk Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @qjurecic I adopted my kids from Russia in '06 & the baby homes are heartbreaking. I ❤️The Onion, but this isn't funny.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Joy‏ @serenitynowokay Aug 11
        Replying to @actenglsk @TheOnion @qjurecic

        It’s kinda funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. Abby Rosenberg‏ @AHRose5 Aug 12
        Replying to @serenitynowokay @actenglsk and

        i laughed at first, because of 45, and then i thought about the actual orphans, who, btw, were never a part of the conversation in the first place, and i got very sad. #twoseparateissues

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Joy‏ @serenitynowokay Aug 12
        Replying to @AHRose5 @actenglsk and

        Mine was kind of a frowning laugh.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Evey Strong‏ @Evey3007 Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @ocularnervosa

        i know it is supposed to be funny, but it made me sad

        2 replies 1 retweet 61 likes
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      1. Lanette‏ @Amadii Aug 11
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      1. Soccer Girl‏ @SoccerG13039809 Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I really want to adopt thoose kids they look REALLY sad

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      2. Eric Sexton‏ @esexton582 Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks for making me feel terrible for finding that funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
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      1. Ann Davis Garvin  🎃‏ @anndavisgarvin Aug 11
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        😢

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