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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 11

    Stone-Hearted Ice Witch Forgoes Exclamation Point https://trib.al/Cd4Ed3o pic.twitter.com/q9GTWTdYuA

    6:00 AM - 11 Aug 2018
    • 456 Retweets
    • 3,638 Likes
    • $ dan jordan JunwooHWANG Justin Wiggins Knut a.k.a. Scott SheepInDisguise Barbara Richards Tess
    38 replies 456 retweets 3,638 likes
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      2. Niamh Carrig‏ @NiamhCarrig Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And not one emoji. Cold.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Shah 👀ster‏ @Shahooster Aug 11
        Replying to @NiamhCarrig @TheOnion

        Some people just have a hard time expressing their emojis.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She's never been so happy in her whole life.

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      2. Jello_bot 🇹🇹‏ @KingTurboFox Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m like that too. I never know! where to put the darn! things either 🙃

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Elon Blocked Me‏ @BlockedByElon Aug 12
        Replying to @KingTurboFox @TheOnion

        Reading this just sounds like Christopher Walken lmao

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Jim Harmes‏ @JRArmes Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She gave an appropriate kiss and hug for a lackluster time, what else do you need from her, YOU MONSTER

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      1. michelle‏ @mmmbeans Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cc: @amandaacastlee @WillHelling in stark contrast to exclamation abuser wosius

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      1. Kevin the scary Halloween vampire or whatever‏ @KevinLHough Aug 12
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        @alloftheponies1

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      1.  🍑 at Your Local Precinct‏ @PeachJames_ Aug 11
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        @RubADubHubb

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      1. LazaBeamsGalore‏ @BeamsLaza Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Synth.

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      1. Laura Worrall‏ @lauraworrallomg Aug 12
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        Haha 😂 @themiked17

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      1. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Aug 12
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        And after consulting her friend Sarah, it seems she texted *her* “Wow! That was great!” only last week. Christ!

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      1. Phelan Majestic‏ @MajesticPhelan Aug 12
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        Oh😲 You got the herpes from her too😑these witches

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      1. sideshowSam‏ @sammy_sinatra Aug 12
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        clearly doesnt have a porn addiction 🤣pic.twitter.com/lv16XNDyMI

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      1. J. N‏ @JN26086586 Aug 12
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        हाई

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