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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 10

    Empowered Man Murders Controlling Wife In Lifetime For Men Original Movie https://trib.al/16o0Zok pic.twitter.com/VwD1dscB0Z

    8:28 PM - 10 Aug 2018
    • 144 Retweets
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    19 replies 144 retweets 1,001 likes
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      2. Aditya Shrivastava‏ @Bluetrainz1974 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank goodness. At last we hear from the heart of a white man. It's been a long time coming. They've really faced a lot of discrimination to get this far.

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Alex Bushberg‏ @AlexBushy Aug 10
        Replying to @Bluetrainz1974

        pic.twitter.com/aVZhkxqvyY

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Brookssista1‏ @Brookssista1 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny. Nothing about men killing their wives is funny.

        6 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3.  🎃 📼 🎃 📼 🎃VHS VAMPIRE  📼 🎃 📼 🎃‏ @An0d0s Aug 10
        Replying to @Brookssista1 @TheOnion

        There's layers here. It's referencing other movies of a similar nature

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. DarkwingDude‏ @DarkwingDude1 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not gonna lie, would watch the shit out of that...

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Ceasar‏ @kingofkings247 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lifetime For Men: a Division of Fox News

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. LITaf‏ @StangCon89 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Probably the best onion piece ever

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. please vote‏ @smlyc Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s called the regular news

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      1. in‏ @c_brads65 Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @virenooch

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      1. Squall Mano‏ @8_Bit_Bobby Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can’t be having double-standards now...

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      1. Vagabundo‏ @Borderscrossed Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's called Fargo.

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      1. §+€v€|ฯГ3‏ @gunkgrap Aug 10
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        Farrah Fawcett should play the wife

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      1. Nintendo  🔃 needs 𝕍𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕝 ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕖‏ @LinkToo Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/4YDBJYUt2S

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      1. yeni$paghetti‏ @yeni_spaghetti Aug 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How is this satire when domestic violence and femicide is a real fucking issue? How is political power inverted and criticized here? Asking for a friend

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      1. destin loan‏ @destinloan Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you, I'm glad someone else noticed this but me. All those Lifetime movies are designed to scare women into buying the advertisers products. Fraud alerts, security systems, feminine hygiene...

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      2. iceberg simpson‏ @MagicMikeXXL__ Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Booooo. This isn’t about politics or race. Dislike x1,000.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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