I would be interested to see the data in this one. That number seems WAY too high.
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Not likely!
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I guess I’m just one of the damn 8%. And it’s all my fault too.
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I think by your fault you mean "you were born and then your parents fought about it"
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Aww. You’re just saying that.
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well how is it your fault then
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Well, 2 mommies are better than one...
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100% of divorced parents get back together if children ask enough times If your parents didn’t get back together, then you didn’t ask enough times
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Report: 100% of kids who pester parents over and over to get them back together eventually get sent to their rooms.
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Conclusion: 8% of divorced parents haven’t been asked enough times.
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Thank fuck I was in that 8%
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Or if they behave better. It’s because of those brats that we spilt up in the first place.
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While adults realise this is satirical. young children of divorced parents may not. And when they fail to get them together by asking a thousand times, they will think it's their fault. Just don't play with the notion for the sake of kids' mental health, please.
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That explains a lot- i NEVER asked.
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But will they takes us to Mount Splashmore?
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Hahahahahahhaha
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But I would tell them, " We're not getting back together again if you ask, 'Are we there yet? BEFORE WE ACTUALLY ARE!'! That gives us cover.
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