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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 10

    Unearthed Cave Painting Of Wooly Mammoth, Saber-Tooth Tiger Reveals Humans Have Debated What Things Would Win In A Fight Since 30,000 B.C. https://trib.al/MFkiy9B pic.twitter.com/uvZbOrmJwB

    12:55 PM - 10 Aug 2018
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    • Unholy Guacamole Colton Hartman Elijah Mott 🍈🍈 Olek I can't think of a spooky name Darius Has Demon Dogs the_only_mcc 👻🇮🇹🎃🏳️‍🌈☠️🔪🎵🍂 emily litsinger
    37 replies 262 retweets 1,462 likes
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      2. John Francis‏ @DrJohnFrancis Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I always wondered where the idea for rock, paper, scissors came from

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. World Rock Paper Scissors Association‏ @TheWRPSA Aug 10
        Replying to @DrJohnFrancis @TheOnion

        Japan, but hand games originated in China.https://www.wrpsa.com/official-history/ …

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. John Francis‏ @DrJohnFrancis Aug 10
        Replying to @TheWRPSA @TheOnion

        I just discovered Oragami Porn... But it's only on paper view

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      5. Jose Martinez‏ @Mar01197256 Aug 12
        Replying to @DrJohnFrancis @TheWRPSA @TheOnion

        I'm dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Noice.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Cult Hopping‏ @pfitzart Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cave paintings are the first fake news

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      1. Norahsee H.Vanderwolf‏ @norahamore Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Humans. Lol. They both gone.

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      1. Samantha Hagan‏ @samantha_hagan Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where are the ‘My Dad’ and ‘Your Dad’ figures?

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      1. Alex‏ @alexbly1222 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/1QhB00djsG

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      2. Gabi M‏ @gsmarshall64 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The first tic-tac-tie

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      3. Gabi M‏ @gsmarshall64 Aug 10
        Replying to @gsmarshall64 @TheOnion

        Toe 🙄

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Ay caramba!‏ @jgca68 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ... a few feet away scientists found cave paintings of prehistoric bookies wager records...

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      1. 45‏ @TrumpReagan Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        The geologic column is a fraud. It was invented out of whole cloth by an atheist in Scotland. Anything older than civilization as we know it - is theoretical.

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      1. Mitch Dummer‏ @THE_MJDummer Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lmaooooooo

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      1. Bubba Banjo‏ @BubbaBanjo Aug 10
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        You fool!!! Thats Bigfoot being attacked by Wiener dogs.pic.twitter.com/GNr0slQZNl

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      1. Diana Marsh‏ @rebelthriver75 Aug 10
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        😂😂 @SethMacFarlane

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      1. Patrick David Jenkins‏ @Drchoker Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Now this is art!! Give this man a cookie 🍪 to whoever made this.

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      1. Nelly.G‏ @tljade Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Hahaha lol 😂

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      1. Bren B RN‏ @BrendaBarnhors1 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Heeheehee.

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      1. nat Izak‏ @izak_nat Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Good old science right here. Pp p p please

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