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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 10

    New Stardew Valley Expansion Allows Player To Shoot Self In Barn After Family Farm Bankrupted By Corporate Agribusiness https://trib.al/kWcDuff pic.twitter.com/IQS2aJgtWq

    11:51 AM - 10 Aug 2018
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    168 replies 3,542 retweets 11,539 likes
      1.  🦇 Corey  👻‏ @elbryn_canticle Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm excited for this expansion, but I still find it abhorrent that I have to pay real money in the cash shop for the bullet.

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      2. || A Z U R I E L ||‏ @vmaun Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think the Games articles by the onion are the best.

        1 reply 0 retweets 41 likes
      3. The Jackal's Lair‏ @DickLicious29 Aug 10
        Replying to @vmaun @TheOnion

        Yes sir

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Michael Hirtzer‏Verified account @mhirtz Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @ctoner

        Funny not funny. I could see this happening to Shane - we know his struggles - but Clint has been in a really good place, especially after the Community Center got back up and running!

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      1. rayuu‏ @iamrayuu Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this literally sounds like what'd happen if you went the JojaMart route.

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      2. Jax-in-Irons‏ @jaxamoto Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...You mean JojaMart?

        1 reply 0 retweets 43 likes
      3. Joshua McNabintosh‏ @radicalbarks Aug 10
        Replying to @jaxamoto @TheOnion

        Yeah, this falls flat because the jokes about corporate agribusiness are already presented up front in Stardew Valley.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. BOB-6, Phantom of the Airport ✈️ 🚂 🎮 🇺🇸 🇵🇭 🤖 🇷🇺‏ @hula124 Aug 10
        Replying to @radicalbarks @jaxamoto @TheOnion

        I have this game, but I've hardly played it at all. Are there any allusions to Monsanto and The Bureau of Land Management?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Joshua McNabintosh‏ @radicalbarks Aug 10
        Replying to @hula124 @jaxamoto @TheOnion

        Nothing that elaborate. You just have the option of joining up with Jojamart which is big conglomerate instead of restoring the town's community center. This opens up the game's bad ending where you end up creating the model for the corp to do this to all small farm towns.

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      2. SpellNinja‏ @SpellNinja Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's funny, when I played I WAS the corporate agribusiness.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. KazRyuRhodesNelson‏ @RyuRhodes Aug 10
        Replying to @SpellNinja @TheOnion

        You monster!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. SpellNinja‏ @SpellNinja Aug 10
        Replying to @RyuRhodes @TheOnion

        W O U L D Y O U L I K E S O M E C R A N B E R R I E S ?

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      2. Eclair Fifi MP‏Verified account @eclairfifi Aug 10
        Replying to @bambooshooter @TheOnion @deadjaan

        Omg

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      3. HUMORRIS‏Verified account @pmorris Aug 11
        Replying to @eclairfifi @bambooshooter and

        hahahaha

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      2. Moviescribe‏ @Moviescribe Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Allows Player To Shoot Self In Barn After Family Farm Bankrupted By Corporate Agribusiness" After Corporate Agribusiness gets bailout due to Trump tariffs, but family farms don't.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3.  🦇 Corey  👻‏ @elbryn_canticle Aug 10
        Replying to @Moviescribe @TheOnion

        Calm down, Turbo. Jesus Christ, it's the Onion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Wayne Coburn‏ @wcoburn Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChuckWendig

        Once again The Onion is painfully on point

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