I'm excited for this expansion, but I still find it abhorrent that I have to pay real money in the cash shop for the bullet.
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I think the Games articles by the onion are the best.
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Funny not funny. I could see this happening to Shane - we know his struggles - but Clint has been in a really good place, especially after the Community Center got back up and running!
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this literally sounds like what'd happen if you went the JojaMart route.
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...You mean JojaMart?
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Yeah, this falls flat because the jokes about corporate agribusiness are already presented up front in Stardew Valley.
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I have this game, but I've hardly played it at all. Are there any allusions to Monsanto and The Bureau of Land Management?
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Nothing that elaborate. You just have the option of joining up with Jojamart which is big conglomerate instead of restoring the town's community center. This opens up the game's bad ending where you end up creating the model for the corp to do this to all small farm towns.
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That's funny, when I played I WAS the corporate agribusiness.
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hahahaha
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"Allows Player To Shoot Self In Barn After Family Farm Bankrupted By Corporate Agribusiness" After Corporate Agribusiness gets bailout due to Trump tariffs, but family farms don't.
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Calm down, Turbo. Jesus Christ, it's the Onion.
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Once again The Onion is painfully on point
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