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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 10

    Mueller Scrambling After Accidentally Spilling Whole Big Gulp All Over Russia Evidence https://trib.al/fbUqsZm pic.twitter.com/GG2lAAiIg9

    9:06 AM - 10 Aug 2018
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      1. Rob Rainbolt‏ @Rob_Rainbolt Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The people who do your Photoshop work are amazing. 🥰

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      1. Senator Yowl 🎃‏ @SenatorMeow Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        nononoNO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

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      1. Tyler Talbert‏ @TylerTalbert Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mueller, leaving 7-11:pic.twitter.com/tzIOcXjsV4

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      1. Brian‏ @Brian19702003 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It will be interesting to see if Russian media pick this story up.The real prize would be if DJT runs across your article and uses it as a way to try and fire Mueller due to snack food incompetence. Far fetched? Ummm.

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      1. 𝙼𝚛. 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎‏ @breedlovewho Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “We have just conducted a pre-dawn raid.” -Mueller exiting the bathroom with a folded paper under his arm

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      2. Marketplace Fairness‏ @MarketplaceFair Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think it would have to be as big as an oil tanker to cover all of the evidence.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. cali chick‏ @deplorable_s Aug 10
        Replying to @MarketplaceFair @TheOnion

        Tanker from Battleshop board game....no evidence yet

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. The Silence  🙍🏿‍♂️‏ @The_Silence_Pix Aug 10
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        pic.twitter.com/lztLDouacg

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      1. BrotherEJ‏ @Brother3j Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the real story is now Ann knows he been sneaking Big Gulps at work. You know better Bob!!!

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      1. Chris Barton‏ @oklamediacritic Aug 10
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        Yeah, but Bloomberg outlawed this size drink.

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      2. Mike LaGuardia Jr.‏ @MikeLaGuardiaJr Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @sjchapdelaine @beb19 This literally made me laugh out loud

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      3. Chappers‏ @sjchapdelaine Aug 10
        Replying to @MikeLaGuardiaJr @TheOnion @beb19

        Lol!! (Literally)

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      1. Ted Kaczynski‏ @TedKaczynsk Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's not just a Big Gulp.....it's a Double Gulp!

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      1. Debbie Downer  🇨🇦 ❤️ 🇺🇸‏ @earthriseset Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @BradMossEsq

        Aaahhhhh we need more jokes. More jokes. 😂❤️😂

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      1. Steve Glaros‏ @steveglaros007 Aug 10
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        pic.twitter.com/hZqHMMfGPG

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      1. postwarO27‏ @postwarO27 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @PardesSeleh

        That would be hilarious if he actually had any.

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      2. Havman‏ @inciteawrite Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Doesn't really allow for the suspension of disbelief considering most of the evidence is stored in a warehouse. Maybe a nearby Big Gulp train derailment would be cause for concern.https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mueller-rents-giant-warehouse-to-store-evidence-against-trump …

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      1. little wing‏ @littlewing628 Aug 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @JFStout

        Shit happens to the best of us ! 😖🤦🏻‍♀️

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      1. Rebecca Vote Nov 6‏ @rebeccakee Aug 10
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        My 7-year-old: WHAT HAPPENED? Me: It's a joke. Him: OK THANK GOD HE DIDN'T.

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