Christ, Home Alone 2 just got dark
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If only the bird lady had run into him first in the lobby...
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Cheaper than burial...
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I don’t plan on marriage, so I’m counting on my cat/dog/parrot or whatever pet I have to eat my remains when I’m dead.
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Thanks for sharing!
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I had a cat that looked just like yours. He's dead now.
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Aww, sorry about your cat!
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glad I’m in ya headThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Eyeball in her hand. Nice touch.
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Wow good catch
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Wait, that headline is unclear. Was she feeding the dead husband or was he helping her feed the pigeons?
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Keyword is dismembered >her husband was dismembered >she fed her husband to pigeons
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Don't judge. He died naturally. It's just that he wanted to be a use to someone after death........
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A story many women can get behind.
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Made me spit my cornflakes!
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Didn’t see who posted this at first
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At least the corpse won't go to waste.
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Feed the birds
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