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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 10

    Top Theoretical Physicists, R&B Singers Meet To Debate Meaning Of Forever https://trib.al/uiy8CXk pic.twitter.com/pgBmB368I5

    5:10 AM - 10 Aug 2018
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      1. Kugler grrl‏ @kuglergrrl Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My kids and I figured this out. After much debate and discussion we determined that forever is roughly 20 minutes. A large grocery trip equals 3 forevers to my kids.

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      1. the nyc gritty committee‏ @koreshbandicoot Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Biologists and mathematicians meet to discuss whether age is indeed nothing but a number as posited by Aaliyah, the top mind in her field

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      1. stkinne‏ @stkinne Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/lc1Fpto581

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      2. SethMcNeil‏ @SethMcNeil5 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Later in the conference, the physicists debate country singers on meaning of "always."

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      1. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Such poets as Yeats and Shakespeare have tried to articulate the ineffable encompass of that love that begins with a shy but sultry glance and promises whole electric universes of undying rapture, baby.

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      1. dustintorres‏ @dustintorres Aug 10
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        Forever 🕯pic.twitter.com/toNkz13T2c

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      1. sambam‏ @SanyameeP Aug 10
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        I’ll watch this even if it goes on for 7000 years

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      1. Bri Shae‏ @bridaws1 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @cjokay

        Just read it and yes.....it was all I hoped it wld be;)

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      1. Bri Shae‏ @bridaws1 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @cjokay

        I HAVE to read this now....that title is too intriguing 2 ignorepic.twitter.com/igwEFBYVla

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      1. Wendy_Pan‏ @Wendy_Pan Aug 10
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        Stevie Wonder better be in that group

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      1. Erica‏ @foistedallegory Aug 10
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        this kid knowspic.twitter.com/9NeMhDscQj

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      1. B 👿b Blaskiewicz  ✌ 💛 👽‏ @rjblaskiewicz Aug 10
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        Exquisite.

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      1. dheer jon‏ @DheerJon Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @varungrover

        While chopping onions , chew anything say elacheee or any fruit keep busy mouth innings......to avoid tearinnings :-D

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      1. MATTHEW MAGUIRE‏ @MATTHEW72081434 Aug 10
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        I will take 20grams of schroons consider both points of view then submit my findings to the committee without bias.pic.twitter.com/pj203vrtXv

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      1. David Daniel Beckom‏ @BeckomDavid Aug 10
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        let us open the discussion with a "Hey baby"

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      1. Nick Akins but Spooky Themed‏ @nickjayakins Aug 10
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        @ninjasexparty @bwecht did you ghost write this?

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      1. James‏ @captainjimmy53 Aug 10
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        It depends on how old you are.

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      1. spooky snake‏ @Apepsnake Aug 10
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        forever is my name

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