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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 9

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    "Though we are grateful for the vice president’s interest in national defense, the prospect of using seraphim-targeted bombs and heretic-seeking missiles to protect America from hostile sinners is not feasible, nor indeed useful, at this time."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1027634717934411776 …

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    Pentagon Officials Listen In Silence As Mike Pence Details Plans For Angel-Guided Defense Weapons System https://trib.al/5jtLv0J  pic.twitter.com/q2agqcxf6K
    7:55 PM - 9 Aug 2018
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    • Melissa Bootman Michael Wild Ⓜ️ SBdrawn The Old Hack Margle please vote 11/6/18 trump vs Reality The Indeterminator🌹 Carlito Mariategui OldCrow🔹🌽
    28 replies 508 retweets 2,530 likes
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      2. Space Pirate‏ @seanlconnelly Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/7x0lt5WXWC

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Victoria Jane 🥞‏ @victoriaxcs Aug 9
        Replying to @seanlconnelly @TheOnion

        💀

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      1. Mental Radio‏ @mental__radio Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Obviously @Mikepence got his inspiration from #WonderWomanpic.twitter.com/iC4M9ngvkx

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      2. Katelyn‏ @kkccaudill Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ShelbyPeakers lmao why does this sound like i came up with it

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Shelby Peake‏ @ShelbyPeakers Aug 9
        Replying to @kkccaudill @TheOnion

        Literally straight out of a fanfic if we had one

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      2. Agit-Pop‏ @agitpopworld Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In other news: TRUMP'S NEW “SPACE FORCE'S” FIRST MISSION; TO WHITEWASH PLANET EARTH Fox news exclusive! Disclaimer: Any resemblance between the artist’s rendering and a “Death Star,” living or dead, is purely coincidental. Or not. #SpaceFarcepic.twitter.com/5emXPwLano

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      3. @Goodernu‏ @Goodernu1 Aug 9
        Replying to @agitpopworld

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      1.  🇮      🇦  🇲      🇹  🇭  🇪      🇸  🇪  🇳  🇦  🇹  🇪‏ @alnon98 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/MoPXFe8H9c

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      1. Rick Holliday‏ @Freelancenews77 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @realDonaldTrump @VP

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      1. Andrew Keyzers‏ @AKeyzers Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even better if Pence got god to finance it too

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      1. John Cullen‏ @JohnCul02070292 Aug 10
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        At least he can draw!!!

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      1. kasperekjohn‏ @KasperekJohn Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This seems more accuratepic.twitter.com/TQJPp4l9fo

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      1. Kelly Perkins‏ @CrystalCreek6s Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BS

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      1. ڤيرا‏ @OddOdium Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Heretic-seeking missiles are dope.

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      1. Elayne Nahman‏ @ElayneNahman Aug 9
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        Reminds me of Reagan’s Star Wars defense plan which never happened, by the way.

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      1. Liz Webb‏ @livingstonfan Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus, I had to look AGAIN to see if this was you or actual Pence.

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      2. Mack Stein Mack‏ @HeahFreddie Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You Onion Folk slant so far left. Founder and editor T Sherman Schweibel (or whatever his name was) is rolling over in his Iron Lung.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Mack Stein Mack‏ @HeahFreddie Aug 9
        Replying to @HeahFreddie @TheOnion

        T. Herman Zweibel..... Dunce caps. Read the screeds from your Founder.

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