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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 9

    The Onion Retweeted The Onion

    .@PrisonPlanet: "Mr. Jones has repeatedly violated our policies against hate speech and misinformation, and so we have had no choice but to terminate our relationship with him."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1027578526592053249 …

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    InfoWars Moves To Ban Alex Jones https://trib.al/k0wFvuM  pic.twitter.com/NiZIx6pHvO
    4:01 PM - 9 Aug 2018
    • 180 Retweets
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    12 replies 180 retweets 1,240 likes
      1.  🎃Martian Karate 🎃 I guess‏ @Pxtl Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can't decide if it's brilliant or insane that you @ him in this tweet.

        0 replies 0 retweets 70 likes
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      2. Very Low IQ Marc Debiak‏ @marcdebiak Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @PrisonPlanet

        Your move Pizza Planet

        2 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. Puns N' Roses‏ @gthanku Aug 9
        Replying to @marcdebiak

        pic.twitter.com/L1kiWOzxs3

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. JTR3‏ @JTRIII3 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @PrisonPlanet

        I have no idea if this is satirical or not

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @PrisonPlanet

        Maybe he can get a job at Twitter. @jack ?

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      2. Logan Carryall‏ @goNhavefun Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @PrisonPlanet

        So good that we, as a society, think this shit is "Super fun ok great".

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Brian Hearst‏ @iambtrochee Aug 10
        Replying to @goNhavefun @TheOnion @PrisonPlanet

        Yes it is! Couldn’t happen to a bigger asshat.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Diet Politics‏ @dietpolitics Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @PrisonPlanet

        Opinions have no place in our democracy

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Ad Hominem‏ @belllcurve Aug 9
        Replying to @dietpolitics @TheOnion @PrisonPlanet

        Way to opine.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. STEPHEN FINCH‏ @ITSMESTEVE Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @PrisonPlanet

        Like him or not, the only one who should be banning him is the Onion and the satire is found in how his program has made the onion look as if you were stealing your material from him. But in reality it was Alex who had been stealing content from the Onion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Brian Hearst‏ @iambtrochee Aug 10
        Replying to @ITSMESTEVE @TheOnion @PrisonPlanet

        How would our like it if thousands of his insane knuckle-dragging followers harassed YOU day and night claiming you never had a child, your child was never murdered, you’re just a paid ‘crisis actor’? The parents of children murdered at Sandy Hook have no sympathy for him.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. STEPHEN FINCH‏ @ITSMESTEVE Aug 14
        Replying to @iambtrochee @TheOnion @PrisonPlanet

        It doesn't matter if I liked it or not. People have the right to be assholes. I would be more concerned about my dead child. Free speech includes even the things you don't agree with. It's a right given to protect people like you who don't agree with what's being said.

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      1. Alfonse Meadows‏ @MeadowsAlfonse Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @PrisonPlanet

        Yeah👍

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      1. Annoyed Online‏ @Green_Smartie1 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @PrisonPlanet

        Holy shit you actually @ ed them what a move.

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      1. Michael Chaney‏ @DocHoliday30yah Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @PrisonPlanet

        Very sad

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      1. ReddThreAdd 💉‏ @dAmAgEeFFeCt Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @PrisonPlanet

        Hehe

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      1. Ali‏ @NoFilterAlison Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @PrisonPlanet

        If only

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