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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 9

    Can Carmelo Anthony Help The Rockets Clean Up Around The Arena After Games?pic.twitter.com/WRfnFerojY

    2:51 PM - 9 Aug 2018
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    • Dylan is Coole Ravikumar Gozer the Gozerian DC Maverick Dert Carlene’s keeper 🤴🏽 Cozy Boy Lee Mance Rayder
    14 replies 195 retweets 658 likes
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      2. FUTUREISNOW‏ @RyanMackyMusic Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SamHenken

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      3. Sam Henken‏ @SamHenken Aug 9
        Replying to @RyanMackyMusic @TheOnion

        He can help carry a second plate for James Harden at the strip club buffet

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. FUTUREISNOW‏ @RyanMackyMusic Aug 9
        Replying to @SamHenken @TheOnion

        "will he be able to run the trash over to the trash can with the same speed as a 20 year old? i dont think so" lmao

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Bdogg‏ @bkyoung1049 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @FreeWhiteMale

        Racists! Had to pick the black guy to be the janitor, didn't you.pic.twitter.com/d3vKJht6FZ

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      2. halloween hater‏ @AlyxRichard Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @NealfordJohnson

        i was gonna neal this over to @NealfordJohnson but he already neal’d it

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      3. Neal Johnson‏ @NealfordJohnson Aug 9
        Replying to @AlyxRichard @TheOnion

        Lol I am too quick. I love melon tho, hope he does well on the rockets

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      4. halloween hater‏ @AlyxRichard Aug 9
        Replying to @NealfordJohnson @TheOnion

        Yes he should do well in the last 4 minutes of the first and third quarter lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Neal Johnson‏ @NealfordJohnson Aug 9
        Replying to @AlyxRichard @TheOnion

        His ass needs to get in shape. (As I’m crushing brews and haven’t worked out in years)

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      2. 𓂀 ⚡️Mr. Laban  ⚡️ 𓂀‏ @Da_Kapitalist Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @carmeloanthony git one. Im done. Show em you and the 🐐 have been going at it since highschool lmao they got you ducked up. @HoustonRockets letz go coach! @ChrisPaul im #Betting on Y'ALL. #BigBetz! #Grand5cheme

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      2. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've heard there are plans to have him wander the stadium, garbage bag in hand, asking, "Hey. You done with that?"

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      1. MannyManolo‏ @emmanuelmathis Aug 10
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        I can’t breeeve

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      1. Mission Accomplished‏ @truckboatruck Aug 9
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        pic.twitter.com/n5oDRkhQ4Q

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      1. Michael Towns‏ @towns_michael Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In Melo’s defense being a ridiculed, over the hill, non-defense playing title chaser who won’t change his game to help the team is a lot of work.

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      1. J. Todd Wood‏ @DeadWoodMedia1 Aug 9
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        As long as there is minimal effort required and no defense to be able played

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      1. Johnny Z‏ @JerseyJohnnyZ Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfortunately he wouldn’t let the other players use the broom or the dust pan and the arena would never be as clean as we’d want it to be.

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      1. Jp & Cole‏ @glazednconsumed Aug 9
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        @DownToDunk

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      1. Donnie I‏ @DiezziDon Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No he is useless to any team in any Capacity

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      1. ilovetechnology‏ @iluvtechnology Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can't defend the trash cans so yeah hopefully

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