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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 9

    Pentagon Officials Listen In Silence As Mike Pence Details Plans For Angel-Guided Defense Weapons System https://trib.al/5jtLv0J pic.twitter.com/q2agqcxf6K

    12:16 PM - 9 Aug 2018
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    357 replies 5,222 retweets 19,136 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Terrence A. McKelvey, CFP®, ChFC®‏ @Terrence_CFP Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Honestly The Onion has the hardest job on earth right now. How do you create any type of satire in this political environment when life is so satirical on a daily basis today.

        9 replies 22 retweets 362 likes
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      2. Trouble‏ @Trouble49493591 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/L6YhNLp2lc

        1 reply 30 retweets 135 likes
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      2. Alafair Burke‏Verified account @alafairburke Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This.pic.twitter.com/85tkjRDAjW

        7 replies 6 retweets 91 likes
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      2. Zorg The Conqueror‏ @Zorg_Conqueror Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/WgFRYylBeT

        2 replies 8 retweets 43 likes
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      2. Emskware‏ @emskware2015 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please tell me this was photoshopped, and that they did not actually present this at the news conference??????????

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Christopher Forstner‏ @CLForstner Aug 9
        Replying to @emskware2015 @TheOnion

        Maybe you should google The Onion. If you remotely thought this was true you should probably google the source of every news story you read just in case.

        2 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
      4. David Linklater‏ @david_linklater Aug 9
        Replying to @CLForstner @emskware2015 @TheOnion

        To be fair, it is hard to tell these days

        0 replies 1 retweet 15 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Doesn’t Get Satire/Parody‏ @NoSatireForMe Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please tell me this didn’t really happen.

        3 replies 1 retweet 51 likes
      3. David Vazquez‏ @macairodo Aug 9
        Replying to @NoSatireForMe @TheOnion

        Man. You better unsubscribe the onion. It will kill you otherwise.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Doesn’t Get Satire/Parody‏ @NoSatireForMe Aug 9
        Replying to @macairodo @TheOnion

        Why would anyone at the Onion want to kill one of their subscribers?!

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      5. David Vazquez‏ @macairodo Aug 9
        Replying to @NoSatireForMe @TheOnion

        Good one

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2.  🌊 Me  🌊‏ @DahVeedP Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can we call it Seraph Force?

        4 replies 0 retweets 47 likes
      3. Gary A Fagan‏ @GaryAllenFagan Aug 9
        Replying to @DahVeedP @TheOnion

        That sounds like a Power Rangers series...

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Sean L. Lydon‏ @SeanLLydon Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice try, but our @VP #SpaceCadet is even more ridiculous!pic.twitter.com/1saxBwtzYf

        1 reply 6 retweets 24 likes
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