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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 9

    Struggling Used Bookstore Has Tried Everything But Organizing Books By Genre And Author https://trib.al/sioWuMT pic.twitter.com/gAj2LMlbl2

    11:39 AM - 9 Aug 2018
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      1. colourmehazel‏ @HazelAnnDrews Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "If you're supposed to read it, the book will find you. Have a nice day."

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      2. Nick‏ @lazilyTyped Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @pixelatedboat

        Wait, this is the used bookstore at Clark and Wellington?? Please tell me, Onion.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Angela 🏳️‍🌈‏ @ducgummybuns Aug 10
        Replying to @lazilyTyped @TheOnion @pixelatedboat

        I went into that place once in the late 90s and the owner seemed very displeased with my presence and was hostile about me touching any books.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Nick‏ @lazilyTyped Aug 10
        Replying to @ducgummybuns @TheOnion @pixelatedboat

        LOL. I don't think any of that has changed.

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      5. Angela 🏳️‍🌈‏ @ducgummybuns Aug 10
        Replying to @lazilyTyped @TheOnion @pixelatedboat

        I've long been convinced that most used book stores are owned by hoarders trying to justify/finance their book hoarding. The best part is that many are introverts and can't stand dealing with customers.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      6. null‏ @ach3ron Aug 11
        Replying to @ducgummybuns

        pic.twitter.com/HkxQRoUWey

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      1. Levon Weißmann‏ @levon_whiteguy Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I went into a local comic store yesterday and the owner explained that the Image comics were arranged like: -If there is a gun on the cover, it's with the action/adventure paperback novels -Sword on the cover and it's with the DC comics - Superhero on the cover it's with Marvel

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      2. Bill‏ @BillJitsu Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/6V93tEfMW0

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      2. Donald Nelson‏ @HanoyShan Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Parker Posey could straighten that place out real fast.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Cameron Bennett‏ @Cameroneous Aug 10
        Replying to @HanoyShan @TheOnion

        He-he-hello!

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      2. Michael GG‏ @mgganimal Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would love a room in my house that looked like this.

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      1. boojum‏ @boojum Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @mendel

        That could be the set from Black Books

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      1. Mossback‏ @Mossback Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Look out Border’s, I give you Hoarder’s Book Store.

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      2. DesertWolfPS‏ @DesertWolfPS Aug 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @pixelatedboat

        As a former bookstore owner of 14 years, I resemble that remark.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. BAD Boo!  🎃‏ @BoydADavis1 Aug 13
        Replying to @DesertWolfPS @TheOnion @pixelatedboat

        Your spine still holds up. Gotta give you that! 👌

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      1. Alex  🔜 🇯🇵 🗾 🏯 🔙‏ @alexfkraus Aug 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @pixelatedboat

        They even tried to raise the level of discourse, but somehow the customers found it off-puttingpic.twitter.com/frD2xIFrFC

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      1. Frances_Larina‏ @Frances_Larina Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I'd like this book please." "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?" "Uh, from the shelf? Over there?" "That's not for sale" (sadly this has happened to me before, and not just once)

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      1. Doesn’t Get Satire/Parody‏ @NoSatireForMe Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well why don’t they just try that? It would make things much easier for customers.

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