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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 9

    Giuliani Demands Mueller Wrap Up Investigation And Imprison President By September https://trib.al/NTnq9e7 pic.twitter.com/qHsEekOG1Z

    9:04 AM - 9 Aug 2018
    • 312 Retweets
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    • The Indeterminator🌹 Bernlightenment Pierre-Simon Laplace Porward Frogress 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉 jason goes to hell MrGlass Saville Katz please vote
    41 replies 312 retweets 1,586 likes
      1. Jason Holder‏ @JasonHo31956273 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Giuliani will be confessing to the Zodiac killings by the end of the month.

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      1. BoundbytheCurve‏ @boundbythecurve Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I STILL CAN'T TELL IF THIS IS A JOKE OR NOT HE MIGHT HAVE SAID THIS

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      1. Nerdy Nix Nook‏ @Bosco685 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Got my vote!

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      1. Augustus Gloop‏ @HarryBagel316 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        11th?

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      1. Suzanne‏ @Castlesuzanne Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @WhitfordBradley

        Anytime after September will have to be renegotiatied on various TV programs while his attorney rambles endlessly and pretty much admits he is guilty.

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      1. Captain Craptastic‏ @captncraptastic Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        nah g mueller gonna raw dog that boy

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      2. حُسَيْن‏ @hossthenapper Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        good guy giuliani

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      3.  💅🏻‏ @Mahamatics Aug 10
        Replying to @hossthenapper @TheOnion

        It’s The Onion, Hussain.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. حُسَيْن‏ @hossthenapper Aug 10
        Replying to @Mahamatics @TheOnion

        I know 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Ron‏ @kellr2010 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Senile Lawyer somehow thinks he is running the show. lol.

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      1. Firestorm‏ @RNAT61011 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        FAKE NEWS!!

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      1. Angus McRockford‏ @AngusRockford Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @maguirekevin

        Giuliani should be able to start and finish another marriage in that time.

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      1. Michael Frank‏ @YankeeMike015 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @WhitfordBradley

        Yet all the delays are the direct result of tRump's attorneys constantly changing the conditions under which tRump would agree to meet with Mueller for testimony!

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      1. Irish Ice, Bitch Witch  👻 🧟‏ @IrishIceSP Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @WhitfordBradley

        Oh crap. I really believed gewly talked inside out on his client. It wasn't until I read another tweet that lamented this being an Onion thing that I had to reverse the feed and... Oh.

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      1. TRE45ON‏ @DJT_RU_SRS Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @real_farmacist

        Phuque off Rude-y. Then phuque off again.

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      1. James‏ @Honeymoons_Over Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you still a pretend news site? Cause I would believe this.

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      1. tamara‏ @tzippp_tzippp Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @real_farmacist

        Since Giuliani DEMANDS it,let's not take him seriously!

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      1. Ted S. Raicer‏ @tdraicer Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @real_farmacist

        So say we all.

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      1. Ann deLorge‏ @Aganola Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @real_farmacist

        Works for me.

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      1. 𝐉𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐚𝐢 𝐢𝐬 ᴴᵒᵗᴸⁱᴷᵉᵂᵃˢᵃᵇⁱ  👑ᴇxᴏʙᴀɴɢ‏ @theyixingcorn10 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Same, Giuliani same🤣

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