HaHa! I saw the headline before the onion...
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The job of
@TheOnion writers becomes harder and harder. Truth is crazier than satire.
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Alex fought the Info and the Info won.
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Holy shit I didn't actually believe that was real so I went looking myself and... Yeah, what the fuck
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Yeah, pretty hypocritical isn’t it?
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"InfoWars will decide your fate." "I am InfoWars." "Not. Yet." "It's fake news, then."
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Jones proceeded to do a 1080 flip in the air and stab Paul Joseph Watson through the heart with a lightsaber
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The human race should ban Alex Jones
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The Onion is killing it these days
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So Alex Jones was Bill Hicks all along...

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B I L L H I C K S
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Has there ever been an easier donkey to pin a tail on, than Alex Jones?
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You got me Onion!! I had to read that twice and look hard at it!!
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I've always wondered what Foo Fighters were actually fighting. Are they perhaps participants in InfoWars?
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Goddamnit, Onion, you got me. So you haven't been completely made redundant by actual factual events happening in this reality. Well done!
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It’s sad when real life events can out do The Onion - have you tried gomerblog?
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