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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 9

    InfoWars Moves To Ban Alex Jones https://trib.al/k0wFvuM pic.twitter.com/NiZIx6pHvO

    8:33 AM - 9 Aug 2018
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    • cobyda Marie Cozy Observer Syn bloodworth 𒈗𒌉𒁕 (not)🎃O'Neill🇮🇪🇻🇦 🍂🎃💀BOOOwot💀🎃🍂 ANTI LATINA POSTER
    102 replies 1,854 retweets 9,873 likes
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      2. Frank  🌊 March!Vote!Protest!Speak!  🇺🇸‏ @model_daughters Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @csd @RealAlexJones

        HaHa! I saw the headline before the onion...

        2 replies 0 retweets 43 likes
      3. VOTE Thank you Barack Obama‏ @JCali1967 Aug 9
        Replying to @model_daughters @TheOnion and

        The job of @TheOnion writers becomes harder and harder. Truth is crazier than satire.

        0 replies 2 retweets 135 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Unshakable‏ @Yah_Mule Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        Alex fought the Info and the Info won.

        0 replies 9 retweets 170 likes
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      2. Halloween Kevo  🧟‍♂️ 🧛🏽‍♂️‏ @psgamer92_kevo Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        Well...I mean...pic.twitter.com/sP8rjTzFQs

        2 replies 8 retweets 26 likes
      3. Dylan Carey‏ @ThatOne_Guy23 Aug 9
        Replying to @psgamer92_kevo @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        Holy shit I didn't actually believe that was real so I went looking myself and... Yeah, what the fuck

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Halloween Kevo  🧟‍♂️ 🧛🏽‍♂️‏ @psgamer92_kevo Aug 9
        Replying to @ThatOne_Guy23 @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        Yeah, pretty hypocritical isn’t it?

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Jack Bandy‏ @TheYackBandy Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        "InfoWars will decide your fate." "I am InfoWars." "Not. Yet." "It's fake news, then."

        1 reply 2 retweets 19 likes
      3. Everbero‏ @AndAllYouGuys1 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheYackBandy @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        Jones proceeded to do a 1080 flip in the air and stab Paul Joseph Watson through the heart with a lightsaber

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. DJK‏ @djkolp Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        The human race should ban Alex Jones

        1 reply 2 retweets 17 likes
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      1. angstlos‏ @angstlos8 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        The Onion is killing it these days

        0 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
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      2. Kali Desu‏ @KaliDesuAU Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        So Alex Jones was Bill Hicks all along... 🤔

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Chris Najdek‏ @Chris_Najdek Aug 9
        Replying to @KaliDesuAU @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        https://halfguarded.com/alex-jones-says-alex-jones-cia-operative-alex-jones-fires-back-suing-alex-jones-slander/ …

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Dementor 🎃On 💀Azkaban‏ @IDoTheThinking Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        B I L L H I C K S

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      1. WhoDatCanadian‏ @PeteBrideau Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @kbeninato @RealAlexJones

        Has there ever been an easier donkey to pin a tail on, than Alex Jones? #TheOnion

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      1. E.Amamouche‏ @AmamoucheE Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        You got me Onion!! I had to read that twice and look hard at it!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Trump Thoughts‏ @TrumpDotDotDot Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        I've always wondered what Foo Fighters were actually fighting. Are they perhaps participants in InfoWars?

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. The Hist 💀ry  🎃f China P 🎃dcast‏ @thocpodcast Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        Goddamnit, Onion, you got me. So you haven't been completely made redundant by actual factual events happening in this reality. Well done!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. FlashpointHX‏ @FlashpointHx Aug 10
        Replying to @thocpodcast @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        It’s sad when real life events can out do The Onion - have you tried gomerblog?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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