My retirement plan relies heavily on a well-timed fatal heart attack.
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I already have the underpass picked out.
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I'm behind, I don't even have enough saved to live on the street
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Don't let the right wing guys know that because then they will propose putting nails on the streets so the retired won't be able to live on the streets that comfortably
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"I'm paying taxes so they can live on MY streets???"
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The Onion Jokes aside there is no relationship between taxes & government spending which is done through fiat money creation. Currently that money created goes only to .01% not to give all a minimum social safety net. Please watch videos on Modern Money Theory
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Please don't put jokes aside, I hate serious-political twitter, no offense
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We need serious-political Twits as
@Twitter being the only place for freedom of speech with our MSM taken over by oligarchs who hire super sales people at inflated wages to sell to voters to keep their puppets in power so they can create all fiat money & take it for themselves -
jesus fuck. what have I done?
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All you need is a slingshot and a taste for squirrel.
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So
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I have enough saved to buy half a burger off the dollar menu at McDonald's
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Oh golly, hilariously poking fun at tragedy
I have some saved, some invested, though it's hard to have long term (30yrs) faith in a system so flawed. Should the system collapse & money becomes worthless, I only have chickens & instruments as bartering chips, sorry chickens!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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My local community college, always ahead of the curve, is offering a course in "Holistic Dumpster Diving." Two year waiting list, however.
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A Banque account in a safe part of town and a Backpack is the way to go man, lol
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The back up plan is moving in w/ the kids. Any kids will do. I'll claim squatters rights!
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YES!!!! On The Easy Street. Good Times.
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I've got my eye on a refrigerator box
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