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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 9

    Report: Most Americans Have Enough Saved For Retirement To Live Comfortably On Streets https://trib.al/UdwykQ7 pic.twitter.com/PvSsxodFBx

    7:31 AM - 9 Aug 2018
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    19 replies 355 retweets 1,650 likes
      1. Sedary Raymaker‏ @SedaryRaymaker Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My retirement plan relies heavily on a well-timed fatal heart attack.

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      1. William Rory Coker‏ @CokerRory Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I already have the underpass picked out.

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      1. btechfan‏ @btechfan Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm behind, I don't even have enough saved to live on the street

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      2. AW‏ @AndrewWeeraratn Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't let the right wing guys know that because then they will propose putting nails on the streets so the retired won't be able to live on the streets that comfortably

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Ass in Technical Studies‏ @jhoak_ Aug 9
        Replying to @AndrewWeeraratn @TheOnion

        "I'm paying taxes so they can live on MY streets???"

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. AW‏ @AndrewWeeraratn Aug 9
        Replying to @jhoak_ @TheOnion

        The Onion Jokes aside there is no relationship between taxes & government spending which is done through fiat money creation. Currently that money created goes only to .01% not to give all a minimum social safety net. Please watch videos on Modern Money Theory @RealProgressUS

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      5. Ass in Technical Studies‏ @jhoak_ Aug 9
        Replying to @AndrewWeeraratn @TheOnion @RealProgressUS

        Please don't put jokes aside, I hate serious-political twitter, no offense

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. AW‏ @AndrewWeeraratn Aug 9
        Replying to @jhoak_ @TheOnion @RealProgressUS

        We need serious-political Twits as @Twitter being the only place for freedom of speech with our MSM taken over by oligarchs who hire super sales people at inflated wages to sell to voters to keep their puppets in power so they can create all fiat money & take it for themselves

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Ass in Technical Studies‏ @jhoak_ Aug 9
        Replying to @AndrewWeeraratn @TheOnion and

        jesus fuck. what have I done?

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      1. bipedal hominid‏ @bipedal_hominid Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All you need is a slingshot and a taste for squirrel.

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      1. Graham Cracker‏ @HeddaGd Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So @TheOnion is now reviewing my bank statements?

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      1. Mark Schoenfelder‏ @blondiekid48 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have enough saved to buy half a burger off the dollar menu at McDonald's

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      1. CantBlamye‏ @trashyamye Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh golly, hilariously poking fun at tragedy 😕 I have some saved, some invested, though it's hard to have long term (30yrs) faith in a system so flawed. Should the system collapse & money becomes worthless, I only have chickens & instruments as bartering chips, sorry chickens!

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      1. William Blake‏ @_William_Blake Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My local community college, always ahead of the curve, is offering a course in "Holistic Dumpster Diving." Two year waiting list, however.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A Banque account in a safe part of town and a Backpack is the way to go man, lol

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      1. Diana Dee‏ @DianaDee16 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The back up plan is moving in w/ the kids. Any kids will do. I'll claim squatters rights!

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      1. Kyle Webber‏ @KyleWebber44 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        YES!!!! On The Easy Street. Good Times.

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      1. Dad2grls‏ @john37221 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've got my eye on a refrigerator box

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