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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 9

    Today's Weather Reportpic.twitter.com/9eOpBhiwUs

    5:10 AM - 9 Aug 2018
    • 96 Retweets
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    • dogboy Wes cskare Pierre-Simon Laplace Will Herrington jason goes to hell Mo Felonda 👻 ShlbOo has a trick-or-treat 💀 cantaloupe supremacist
    12 replies 96 retweets 541 likes
      1. durpx5‏ @durpx5 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder if at some point in the past Florida was fit for human habitation.

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      2. Bella Donna  🍷‏ @DonnaMLanglais Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So hotpic.twitter.com/pgAGhv3rja

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      3. no haha‏ @PlsStopThanks Aug 9
        Replying to @DonnaMLanglais @TheOnion

        Wtf? Crocodiles are not meant to be served and eaten

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      4. Bella Donna  🍷‏ @DonnaMLanglais Aug 9
        Replying to @PlsStopThanks @TheOnion

        They are here in the South. 😂✌

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      5. no haha‏ @PlsStopThanks Aug 9
        Replying to @DonnaMLanglais @TheOnion

        Nothing funny about it, let those animals live. I am not a vegan or something, but eating crocodiles is just weird and shouldn't be a thing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Bella Donna  🍷‏ @DonnaMLanglais Aug 9
        Replying to @PlsStopThanks @TheOnion

        Eating snails is weird. Eating Octopus is weird. Eating frog legs is weird. People eat weird things. I'm sorry you don't find it funny, but considering how many people they've eaten, I think they've got it coming to them and that makes it funny.

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      7. no haha‏ @PlsStopThanks Aug 9
        Replying to @DonnaMLanglais @TheOnion

        If you're using how many people they have eaten as argument, think of how many species are endangered or went extinct because of humans

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      8. Bella Donna  🍷‏ @DonnaMLanglais Aug 9
        Replying to @PlsStopThanks @TheOnion

        Cooking that gator was legal. I would never advocate the killing of an endangered species.

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      1. Chuck DiLullo‏ @chuckdilullo Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’ll trade putting up w/ the heat of a Floridian summer over the cold of a northern winter ANY day of the week.

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      2. Nate Glancy‏ @naTeglancy Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @18mfelix

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      1. Alva Taylor‏ @fishingalva Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let him #know how much it #turns you on and your #sex life will #improve substantially - https://goo.gl/h7tb4m pic.twitter.com/gBiEsQtiwR

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      1. Tim the Enchanter.‏ @thayden60 Aug 9
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        It's going to be hotter today in New Hampshire than in Florida

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      1.  💀 Spooky_Aiden:)  💀‏ @Aiden_48 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’ve been there, i was there for a few days and for most of them it was super hot and the next day it had a heavy rainstorm? Wtf!

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      1. Josh Bees‏ @TheSpeakman Aug 9
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        It's not daylight yet and it's true

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      1. HAVE SEX‏ @VICTOR_CAYRO Aug 9
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1z5zHKdK_A …

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      1. Becky Allen‏ @rebeccasallen2 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Exactly

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