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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 8

    Abusive Father Can't Wait To See The Art He's Inspiring His Kids To Create https://trib.al/pOfi4DJ pic.twitter.com/oobkpTqR6f

    9:45 PM - 8 Aug 2018
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    • Matt Pritzl Yelnick McGwawa Erin Reilly Hawkins Jim Snodgrass J🅾️€ 🅱️🅰️ic¥ Laura Gomez Alex Lane 𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂  𝓫𝓮𝓮 simone
    45 replies 565 retweets 3,867 likes
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      2. Bill‏ @BillJitsu Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RIP Joe Jackson

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Lyonne“spooky Mr Roper from Three’s company”Roche‏ @LyonneRoche Aug 8
        Replying to @BillJitsu

        pic.twitter.com/zN1kHARAkU

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      4. i bless the rains down in Castamere‏ @Chinchillazllla Aug 8
        Replying to @LyonneRoche @BillJitsu @TheOnion

        Joe didn't go to heaven.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Lyonne“spooky Mr Roper from Three’s company”Roche‏ @LyonneRoche Aug 8
        Replying to @Chinchillazllla @BillJitsu

        pic.twitter.com/y67XRDim87

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      1. Doesn’t Get Satire/Parody‏ @NoSatireForMe Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s a horrible way to inspire your children to create art. He should feel ashamed.

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      1. cosmo‏ @beers_nolan Aug 8
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      1. Michael‏ @AllegedMike Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or the copious amount of alcohol and drugs they'll take...

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      1. Michael Bell‏ @MagnetoRex4Life Aug 8
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      1. Dahlia Divine PDX‏ @dahliadivinepdx Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Morbid but funny!! 😅

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      1. me‏ @GlenBrown15 Aug 8
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      1. k y‏ @KDM1617 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do one on mothers

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      1. Ay caramba!‏ @jgca68 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Parent psychological abuse... it’s all an investment strategy... in the end... it will be worth it.

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      1. Christopher Ajluni‏ @Cajluni Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kjmiller425

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      1. Emily Lisker‏ @elisker Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly those were words my mother spoke to me!

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      1. Francesc G. V.‏ @Francesc_G_V Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That is standard curriculum. Nobody wants artists from nice, normal families.

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      1. deary darling‏ @dearydarling Aug 8
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        Oh Onion ... LOL That was worth the price of a free therapy sesh The Onion gets it : )

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      1. would_wouldn't‏ @WouldWouldn Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        black humor. dark. morbid. true.

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      1. 🅁.🅆.🄺.🅃.‏ @theonlymanhere Aug 8
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        He probably forces his kids to listen to his shitty Moody Blues albums as they sleep at night.

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      1. Brad Corrier‏ @BradCorrier Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OMG - you are going to be the next Picasso!!!!

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