Don’t judge me ‘cause I work at McDonald’s and am currently watching Two and a Half Men on DVR. Watching it helps me forget that I work at McDonald’s!
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More specifically, I would not be the man I am today without the copious amounts of high fructose corn syrup in everything I ate as a kid..
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YOU SHOULD NOT BE TALKING ABOUT MAKING NO SENSE TONIGHT
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I still don't understand the choice of screen protector
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THAT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE WHERE AS A SPATULA INSTEAD OF A WOODEN SPOON IS POSSIBLE
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Oh hell...you smug ass wipes don't think "Wings & Beer" wouldn't happened on it's Own???pic.twitter.com/eato9pAlm8
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