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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 8

    Shy Congressman Wishes Other Lawmakers Would Include Him In Their Crimes https://trib.al/3Mc9u10 pic.twitter.com/wVkHA6hxvq

    12:30 PM - 8 Aug 2018
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    • LIL KEV FROM 107TH Megan Burns Brian Collin Arbour Aaron Pierce Barb Ryan Jiya The Indeterminator🌹 JoAnn I AM a #WikiLeaksWarrior
    21 replies 571 retweets 2,533 likes
      1. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What does he expect, no American flag pin on his lapel? You have to love America to bleed it dry.

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      1. Justin McAleer‏ @JustinMcAleer Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/BydvX4pI6e

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      1. Cheds Trading [Cancer Fighter]‏ @BigCheds Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @ritholtz

        Lmao

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      1. don’t talk in the quiet section‏ @BennyVirgin Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JaspersBeard

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      1. Virgil Caine  🐒‏ @FoundinNV Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @GoodBoy10204293

        LMAO … it always takes me a few seconds to realize its @TheOnion

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am willing to Collude, if someone would just PLEASE give me a chance.... Please? I can take bribes, peddle influence, and interfere with the democratic process just like the rest of them! Why won’t they let me play?

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      1. Nutrition Lady‏ @Nutrition_Lady Aug 8
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        😂

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      1. Ipsi the spooky skeleton  💀‏ @Ips_cali Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish I was paid by Soros

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      1. Tim Snell‏ @tj_snell Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys are doing your best work right now. And I go back the 90’s in Madison.

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      1. Captain Craptastic‏ @captncraptastic Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol

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      1. J.R. Griffin‏ @JRGriffn Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @satanscodpiece

        What🤦🏾‍♂️

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      1. Gill-iam from the Black Lagoon‏ @Liam3Diety Aug 9
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        😢

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      1. Marci Farrell 🧢‏ @Marcis2cents Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @janemarielynch

        Now THATS funny😂😂👊🏻👊🏻

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      1. Graeme Isaak‏ @GraemeIsaak Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        & they all wish they were just included with the fed chairs @RudyHavenstein

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      1. Miles"Tails" Prower‏ @2tailfx Aug 8
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        EXTRA: CONGRESSMAN ACCEPTS BRIBES BUT NOBODY NOTICES HIM

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      1. SCI_Crypto Schools‏ @Satoshitoo Aug 8
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      1. Joshuå R. Markham  🖌‏ @JoshyRamon_ Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I OPT out I don't even know them.

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      1. Sid Berman‏ @berman_sid Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        His tie is criminal enough..

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