This hits close to home, Onion.
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Slowly backs away upon realizing they’re having a conversation about their fantasy football league.
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Oh hey it's me
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I don't remember owning that shirt
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I feel attacked
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Story of my life.
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This is actually me
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He's looking for that opening with a clever comment then he will be accepted
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Ugh. Way too relatable
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I called that "high school".
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I finally made an onion article
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All the conference life folks
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@TheOnion finally profiled me!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hits too deep, man
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Poor Ben.
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I was actually eyeballing the prawns and cocktail sauce.
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