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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 7

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    "Folks, if you miss even one day of your Anthroplex or Survival Shield X-2, you’re immediately going to start feeling Jewish, gay, or worse."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1026845192354193411 …

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    Alex Jones Warns Fans Quitting His Supplements Cold Turkey Can Lead To Homosexuality, Judaism https://trib.al/Z8kkxGa  pic.twitter.com/rdAnxDi6bP
    5:29 PM - 7 Aug 2018
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      2. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I skipped two days and suffered the consequences. Just look at my last name.

        2 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
      3. Mike Williams‏ @red_mcwilliams Aug 7
        Replying to @ParagHatzNate @TheOnion

        #ThoughtsAndPrayers

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Andres Esteller‏ @CriticalReader7 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys are struggling to make this sound like satire because this is just a regular Tuesday over at Infowars.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Rum Ham‏ @MAHREDRUM Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        First @TheOnion article to 100% fool me in awhile

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      2. Kara B.‏ @MaberryKara Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How does one start feeling a religion or worse???

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3.  🦇 Corey  👻‏ @elbryn_canticle Aug 7
        Replying to @MaberryKara @TheOnion

        Just quit taking your Anthroplex or Survival Shield X-2 and find out, if you dare.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Kara B.‏ @MaberryKara Aug 7
        Replying to @elbryn_canticle @TheOnion

        Sorry I don’t take that Fake Stuff I take the TRUE stuff of God Like 🍌, plums, 🍏, 🍇 & my favorite blackberries or redberries!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5.  🦇 Corey  👻‏ @elbryn_canticle Aug 7
        Replying to @MaberryKara @TheOnion

        Thanks, Kara B. I'll be sure to consult my nutritionist before weening myself off of the supplements I'm taking to keep the gay frogs and pocket monsters away.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Kara B.‏ @MaberryKara Aug 9
        Replying to @elbryn_canticle @TheOnion

        Don’t forget the bee 🐝 drones sent from the deep state to make us liberals! Or the clean water the liberals want while they put fluoride in it to make us eat vegetables!! Gotta Stay alert!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7.  🦇 Corey  👻‏ @elbryn_canticle Aug 9
        Replying to @MaberryKara @TheOnion

        I actually had a guy get really mad at me the other day because I posted how rediculous the flouride conspiracy was. He just kept repeating that I was a "psychopath" and the "product of mind control experiments". It was quite fascinating.

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Clyde Owen‏ @oren_clyde Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @kimbal

        Alex Jones it's being sponsored by the NRA to make sure people do not lose their grip on gun create some races scrap people buy guns the preaching of Hate by this guy how the NRI a lot think about it for a second 🤔

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      1. E.Amamouche‏ @AmamoucheE Aug 7
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        pic.twitter.com/EeqNlhwpAA

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      2. Anne-Lucile-Philippe Laridon-Duplessis‏ @alrightarisorry Aug 8
        Replying to @MarcoAdrianR @TheOnion

        #ithappenedtome #itcanhappentoyou

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kyle Tieman-Strauss‏ @tiemanstrauss Aug 8
        Replying to @alrightarisorry @MarcoAdrianR @TheOnion

        I’m feeling attacked that I wasn’t CC’d on this

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. rex‏ @lizadonrex Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @kimbal

        The Onion is fake news

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Ad Hominem‏ @belllcurve Aug 7
        Replying to @lizadonrex @TheOnion @kimbal

        Yes, rex. That is exactly the point 🙄

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Derrick Lewis Fan Account‏ @VasaceFibonacci Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AccordingToJame @shieldman18

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      2. interplanetjulie 🌚‏ @weedlssinOH Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Black? Mexican? Oh my god worse! I can feel it happening!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Chris H‏ @CShoe83 Aug 7
        Replying to @weedlssinOH @TheOnion

        Mazel Tov!

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