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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 7

    Stephen Miller Desperately Searching For Next Fix After High Of Detained Children Starts Wearing Off https://trib.al/UOK84wX pic.twitter.com/Cn01ki8wl1

    3:03 PM - 7 Aug 2018
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    144 replies 1,873 retweets 6,375 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Pat Powers‏ @patp664 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        Who did what to this young man to make him so evil?

        5 replies 3 retweets 13 likes
      3. Robbie‏ @Cortini Aug 7
        Replying to @patp664 @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        Let's blame #Obama and #Hillary.. They cover basically everything from the extinction of the Dinos 65 million years ago, up the closure of Toys R Us and daily traffic jams and divorces around the world..

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. JenniFox‏ @swblonde525 Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just can't look at him without thinking of Riff Raff ---- apologies to Riff Raff, of course 😅pic.twitter.com/cUO8VKD95L

        1 reply 3 retweets 12 likes
      3. Yankeesfan66‏ @rangersfan1966 Aug 8
        Replying to @swblonde525 @Barbara57625191 @TheOnion

        🎶Let's do the Mind Warp again!🎶

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Paul Lenaghan‏ @paul_plenaghan Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        Look Voldemort is back

        0 replies 2 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Andrew Milinkevich‏ @aktrwiz Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stephen Miller: the hate behind the hate.

        0 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
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      2.  🎃 PumpKent  🎃‏ @pugglepudge Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        Wait, when did you guys start reporting the news?

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Rob‏ @AtomicCross Aug 8
        Replying to @pugglepudge @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        When the news caught up to the onion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. rmc‏ @Thelast_try Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        I know this is an article from the Onion but probably a lot of truth to Miller getting a high from his vile immigration policies

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
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      2. Kevin Josh Campbell‏ @CampbellChnkeez Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When satire gets real AF

        1 reply 0 retweets 47 likes
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      2. Haqster‏ @ihaqqi74 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @imraansiddiqi

        For the longest time I've been wondering who Stephen Miller reminded me of. Finally hit me...https://goo.gl/images/E7S5hS 

        1 reply 2 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Mike‏ @PITT1pap Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        Joseph Geobbels reencarnate

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3.  🌷Progressive Democrat  🌷‏ @OutragedinAZ Aug 8
        Replying to @PITT1pap @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        Unbelievable Miller is Jewish....

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jean Spleen‏ @sineadrousse Aug 9
        Replying to @OutragedinAZ @PITT1pap and

        Sometimes I find it slightly incredible that Benjamin Netanyahu is Jewish, considering how he treats his next door neighbors.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5.  🌷Progressive Democrat  🌷‏ @OutragedinAZ Aug 9
        Replying to @sineadrousse @PITT1pap and

        Me too.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. tony carroll‏ @Tcarr2020Tony Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @not_p_harris

        He is the back end of a hemorrhoid

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      1.  💀BOO-Petrified Spook‏ @MU_Peter Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @mbalter

        This isn't a recent addiction. Here's Stephen Miller as a child himself...pic.twitter.com/88hjVIOz6I

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