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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 7

    Spotify Removes ‘This Is: White Supremacy’ Playlist https://trib.al/il1tRy3 pic.twitter.com/X0ReoaRM0n

    2:34 PM - 7 Aug 2018
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      1. This space for Brent.‏ @lichtenbrent Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I honestly can't tell that these are fake anymore.

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      1. HEREDIT-HARRY‏ @harryn1m Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I deadass thought this was real.

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      2. evan‏ @evanmNJD Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @henriqueitsover

        peep taylor swiftpic.twitter.com/cPbHkDyAWB

        1 reply 1 retweet 66 likes
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      1. Gourmet Spud‏ @gourmetspud Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love you, The Onion.

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      2. SeanO‏ @BeardedYogi85 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i wasnt sure if this was real or not

        2 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
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      1. Golwar‏ @Golwar Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nailed it with Taylor Swift! ;)

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      1. Justin Smith‏ @jayinmadtown Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Worst part is I can’t tell if the Onion is satire anymore or just repeating actual headlines....

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      1. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I still get sucked into this...I look at the image and think the world is going to hell in a hand basket. Then I notice the origin. I still think the world is going to hell in a hand basket, but I'm laughing as it happens. 😜🤪😊

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      2. A Deed without a Name‏ @liverworse Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now what am I going to listen to at the Gym, Jordan?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Logan Flowers‏ @Nightwing699 Aug 7
        Replying to @liverworse @TheOnion

        Alex Jones.......oh wait

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Justin Phillips‏ @jpeterphillips Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Taylor Swift is on that list. Well done!

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. Brett Forrest‏ @BrettForrest89 Aug 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally, the Onion got me. I thought this was a real headline and it's sad that I wasn't even surprised.

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      1.  👻 👻Haunted Guillotine Season 👻 👻‏ @sarah_jwh Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @stefapie

        dang it. I choked on my crispie chocolate

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      1. sippin' vodka in yo hood☭‏ @EdibleTomb Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've been to Spotify and saw these kinds of podcasts exists. You've failed us, @TheOnion

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      1. Bedford MA Democrats‏ @BedfordMassDems Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @edroso

        No worries. You can still get the app at Apple's App Store.

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      1. Alison Roberts‏ @alisonolabc Aug 7
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        How could they have left off Alex Jones?

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      1.  ❌PRAYINGJOSEPH ❌‏ @josepht71951405 Aug 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They took over the airwaves, newspapers, and distributed newsletters with party propaganda, sort of the social media of the day, then only allowing certain music and speech on air was like YouTube cutting out opposing views. Guns, rights, and speech are under attack by Dems. Nazi

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