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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 7

    Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico https://trib.al/GuOJLa6 pic.twitter.com/DyQN0syjFW

    1:36 PM - 7 Aug 2018
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    • SnapTheDoodle Rufino A. Mendoza II Joanne T 🎃Oogie Boogie Lopez💀 Peter Zielinski Gabi ''TheGlitchWitch'' Mismash fontella John S. Luddy Chad Andrew
    190 replies 3,288 retweets 15,105 likes
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      2. cstmoore‏ @cstmoore Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gives new meaning to the term "melon baller."

        7 replies 7 retweets 310 likes
      3. George Can't Standya‏ @jeffreygrove Aug 7
        Replying to @cstmoore @TheOnion

        I hate myself for laughing at this.

        1 reply 1 retweet 72 likes
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      2. dangit, kyle‏ @dangit_kyle Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mexican Cantaloupe enraged after discovering who exactly Stephen Miller is.

        2 replies 4 retweets 102 likes
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      2. Shannon Lowell Frady‏ @fotosonics Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/XDGWFRO0ma

        3 replies 8 retweets 86 likes
      3. Mag Roru‏ @maggi_rod Aug 7
        Replying to @fotosonics @TheOnion

        OMG! Talk about reincarnation.

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
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      2. This_Is_Cush‏ @This_Is_Cush Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They wanted to get married in Vegas straight away but, due to state laws, they can’t elope.

        2 replies 8 retweets 76 likes
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      2. Eddie G.‏ @eduardo5glz Aug 7
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      1. Johnny Larue‏ @JohnnyLarue999 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Most cantaloupes turn him down

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      2. WTH Now‏ @protruther Aug 7
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      2. eric hogan‏ @erichogan9 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I cannot look at this person without picturing him in a SS uniform

        3 replies 1 retweet 45 likes
      3. kswolfley‏ @kswolfley Aug 7
        Replying to @erichogan9 @TheOnion

        Pence looks like he’d be right at home in one, too

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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      2. Gaza Ambulance Service‏ @alden_liam Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guys don't lie. Miller doesn't have genitalia.

        3 replies 2 retweets 15 likes
      3. The B 💀 💀sistance‏ @TaritaC Aug 7
        Replying to @alden_liam @TheOnion

        It's just smooth down there!

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      4. Gaza Ambulance Service‏ @alden_liam Aug 7
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