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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 7

    Climate Researchers Warn Only Hope For Humanity Now Lies In Possibility They Making All Of This Up https://trib.al/VCUF7Tn pic.twitter.com/w7PeOTzydD

    1:07 PM - 7 Aug 2018
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    • nxtperformancelabs Marcie Mock Eóghan Macmillan Wes Annie What's your #ClimateAction for today? 🎃 Haunted Camp Amyloid 🌹 🌱 Kelene K Anita Desikan
    29 replies 498 retweets 1,584 likes
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      2. Tom Nelson‏ @tan123 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The notion that "thousands upon thousands of meticulous empirical studies" show that CO2 is the climate control knob is complete BS. Also complete BS: The notion that CO2 "will precipitate record-breaking natural disasters and worldwide famine"

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      2. Ad Astra!‏ @elonisourhero Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion this is not a funny topic. Our childrens' future depends on our thinking and our actions now. Do not trivialize such topics. There should be some things sarcasm should stay away from.

        4 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. WhywouldI do that‏ @whywouldi_do Aug 7
        Replying to @elonisourhero @TheOnion

        This is the internet. You should calm down a bit. And as far as the risk of climate change, as well as how much we contribute or can help, is largely unknown right now. Which is why we can't make a single accurate prediction. So all we can do is wait to find out more.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Bob D‏ @bobathon Aug 7
        Replying to @whywouldi_do @TheOnion

        A lot is known about the causes, effects and risks of climate change. It isn't "largely unknown" at all. One thing we can be very sure of is that "all we can do is wait" is among the least helpful ways of approaching it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. emir‏ @dunder_struck Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion article from 2034: “Republicans blame Democrats for not ignoring their denial of climate change and getting legislation passed decades ago to help solve the issue”

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. TransitionSV‏ @TransitionSV Aug 7
        Replying to @dunder_struck @TheOnion

        Ha! Like the #Republican brand will even survive after all this trumping... Makes what Pete Wilson did to them in California look like nothing.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Jeff Mather‏ @jeffreyraym Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m warming up to the idea.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. SCRUB‏ @Hectorisaperson Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        TELL ME LIES. TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES

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      2. Christopher Rodney  🌐  🏳️‍🌈‏ @ctrodney Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guys, this climate thing is a total hoax. Oh, and ignore all these bunkers we're building.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Pistol Pete‏ @PistolPete676 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Never a truer word spoken in jest

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      1. Susan, I care‏ @GrandSuSu Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        True that.

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      2. I Claudius‏ @IClaudius3 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A last desperate roll of the dice to scare us into believing their lies! Ha Ha... hasn't worked so far... conservatives READ!

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      4. I Claudius‏ @IClaudius3 Aug 15
        Replying to @KCD_ADIRONDACK @TheOnion

        I'm happy to amuse... but he who laughs last, laughs best! SO FAR actual DATA, rather than predictions or computer models, show that... global temperatures have not risen beyond measuring errors; global sea levels have not increased beyond the average rate since the ice age;

        3 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      5. I Claudius‏ @IClaudius3 Aug 15
        Replying to @IClaudius3 @KCD_ADIRONDACK @TheOnion

        Antarctic ice has increased overall, while the melting on the Western Peninsula is most likely caused by normal climate cycles and the newly discovered volcanic hot-spot below... and that's the last 20 years... let's see who's still laughing after 20 more: data deniers, or me!

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      1. Marlo Garnsworthy‏ @MarloWordyBird Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @kevpluck

        Ooph.

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      1. Jason Holder‏ @JasonHo31956273 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brilliant!

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      1. Marc-Andre Dion‏ @madfe051 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'll take it.

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