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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 7

    Windows Toolbar, Mouse Cursor Visible Throughout Memorial Service Slideshow https://trib.al/2yVr5nC pic.twitter.com/I5MyyinQ8P

    9:06 AM - 7 Aug 2018
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    30 replies 351 retweets 2,434 likes
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      2. A‏ @AslanOfMass Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is there anything that the Onion won’t politicize?! Unfollowing.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. David Smith‏ @twitsmadavid Aug 7
        Replying to @AslanOfMass @TheOnion

        *This* is the article that finally went over the line for you?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. A‏ @AslanOfMass Aug 7
        Replying to @twitsmadavid @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/P7nfEdKjCC

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      1. Jeff Ballweg  🇮🇪‏ @JeffBallweg Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and presumably Outlook notifications.

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      2. Nicholas Elavsky‏ @Th3N1ck Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least they had the common decency not to run uTorrent during the Service so they could download 4.2gb of Uncensored JAV videos.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Teddy Padalack‏ @michaelweapons Aug 7
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        This is the perfect headline.

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      1. Infected Gryphroom‏ @Velux_ Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @ctcwired

        Windows will now restart to apply an update. Estimated time remaining: 6 hours, 21 minutes...

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      1. Ben Lombardi‏ @BLombardi29 Aug 7
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        LMFAO!

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      1. That's My Cheese Monster‏ @mycheesemonster Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just like Pop Pop would have wanted

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Aug 8
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        Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete to proceed to next service....

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      1.  ✨Isaac ✨‏ @iSaac81903 Aug 7
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        The only news I care about

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      1. Patrick Ryan‏ @patrickdotryan Aug 7
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        Possibly my favorite Onion headline ever. Actually LOLd.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 7
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        Picky, picky, picky!

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      1. Daniel Smith‏ @klxz79 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL The Zune Desktop program is the first pinned program on the taskbar

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      1. Jacob Lysinger‏ @jacoblysinger Aug 7
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        That photo was Photoshopped!

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      1. Steven Thomas‏ @wvufanst Aug 7
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        Not to mention the Pornhub icon 😕

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