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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 7

    Alex Jones Warns Fans Quitting His Supplements Cold Turkey Can Lead To Homosexuality, Judaism https://trib.al/Z8kkxGa pic.twitter.com/rdAnxDi6bP

    7:59 AM - 7 Aug 2018
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    200 replies 2,237 retweets 9,408 likes
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      2. тнє ƒυтυrє prσgrєѕѕινє  ☮️ 🌎‏ @TFProgressive Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        pic.twitter.com/IFTfgNUmqC

        1 reply 9 retweets 164 likes
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      1. Mike‏ @badappl8 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        I know you can't get him on a lot of platforms now, but I just tried squishing my tinfoil hat into a pointy antenna on top, he comes thru fine.pic.twitter.com/TBpGLb4YHL

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      1. EmMURDER, a reluctant demon  🏳️‍🌈‏ @super__someone Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        I thought y'all only posted satire

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      1. Jason Greene‏ @jgreene1843 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

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      2. Mark‏ @markitgeek Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @88SEATTLE61 @RealAlexJones

        https://youtu.be/yOWoiyT4Ads 

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      3. DAWG‏ @88SEATTLE61 Aug 7
        Replying to @markitgeek @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        pic.twitter.com/utHDfQ5HF4

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      4. Mark‏ @markitgeek Aug 7
        Replying to @88SEATTLE61 @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        HELLO "darkness, my old" FRIEND

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Andrew Schulze‏ @AndrewRSchulze Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @williamlegate @RealAlexJones

        pic.twitter.com/zR3JbS5qz3

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      2. Spooky Red Blood Cell‏ @Sir_Ordinary Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        I know this is The Onion, but this sounds like something he might say.

        1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
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      2. a CYBERBULLY‏ @skinnyFBI Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        The sad part is this might not even be satire

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. ZuZu Petals  🌻‏ @oMyAngelShawnO Aug 7
        Replying to @skinnyFBI @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        I love your name.

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      4. a CYBERBULLY‏ @skinnyFBI Aug 7
        Replying to @oMyAngelShawnO @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        They do tho!!!!

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. JM Deutsch‏ @jm_deutsch Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        What if I’m already Jewish? Will quitting cold turkey cause me to contract super Judaism? I’m not sure I’m prepared for that level of religious commitment.

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. Kaulfurst‏ @Kaulfurst Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        Which raises the question - was I born Jewish, or a supplement addict? #truth #Supplements #Judaism #AlexJonesShow #AssholeInChief #Republicans

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      1. Shannon‏ @wickedmessenger Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        I realize this is the Onion, but...that seems like a real headline 🧐

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      1. Mr. Pulcinella‏ @Pornivorous69 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        The frogs quit prematurely and look at what happened to them!

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      2. Conor Murphy‏ @cmurph915 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        @RCGTHOUGHTS you've been warned.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. RG‏ @RCGTHOUGHTS Aug 7
        Replying to @cmurph915 @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        My god

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Conor Murphy‏ @cmurph915 Aug 7
        Replying to @RCGTHOUGHTS @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        explains the frogs

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. RG‏ @RCGTHOUGHTS Aug 7
        Replying to @cmurph915 @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        The will of the weak frogs

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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