The Onion continuing to make a solid case for anti-capitalism ^_^
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Yup. Not 5 or even 6 days a week. Every day!
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You guys clearly are not working. That’s the way you do it. Money for nothing, and your checks for free.
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I thought it was “chicks for free”
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Good call, but in this context checks works better. It’s why there are no quote marks.
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This shit has to end
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If there was a job one could just leave and play golf...
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In my country that is called being an obscure administrative public servant (80%-90% are like that).
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I wish the one in my country stayed obscured...
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Sometimes I have to get up before 9am
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not just americans, sadly.
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this but unironically
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We all want to be the 1%
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And the one percent want to be the .1%.
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Democrats cringe - "How could this have happened??"
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Where has this country gone?
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