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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 6

    Russian Orphans Devastated After Realizing Trump Tower Meeting Not About Getting Them Adopted https://trib.al/EiKYEqV pic.twitter.com/OEi5pihbxn

    1:43 PM - 6 Aug 2018
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      1. Who Cares Wins‏ @MisterShifters Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Poor Alexei, Vitaly, Boris, and Don III.

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      1. Frank Stanton‏ @Frank66Stanton Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump is holding out for Swedish children.

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      1. Bad News Bear‏ @AlexanderBuczek Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m already going to hell so this is funny

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      1. Steve‏ @steveanderson81 Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Savage af.

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He was only Putin them on...

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      1. George‏ @Jorge1De Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @tampanancy9

        I will stay quiet and just drive my self to hell..... I’m not lol or smiling nor thinking anything about this......

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      1. Andrew K. Lau‏ @AKL_Archive Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally! My first laugh of the day clocking in at 1:51pm.

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      2. Mark Hacker‏ @MarkHac90192203 Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey! look, its Obama's old cabinet members

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      3. arel‏ @arelplo Aug 6
        Replying to @MarkHac90192203

        Said Russian trollbot markhac90192203 with 6 followers.

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. xTrevorx‏ @xTrevorx3 Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @real_farmacist

        It’s SAD. Sad we find humor in orphans, sad we caged migrants kids at the USA border, sad we have lost some of their parents, etc... Regardless where these less fortunate kids are or come from, they are still children who deserve a chance at life. Sad what America has become.

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      2. Erin O'Sullivan‏ @puffadonna Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys are usually funny, but this I can’t laugh at.

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      1. Krista May‏ @KritterKatMEOW Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @MikeWaterproof1

        adorable boys id take all of them, givem tome

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      1. Rocky Machado‏ @MachadoRocky Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @SheLovesBubbles

        Poor kids...

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      1. manny marquez‏ @manumarquez1986 Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HahAhaha. That’s cold. 😂 😆

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      1. JM Deutsch‏ @jm_deutsch Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But that's okay! Uncle Vlad is coming by this weekend to give them a puppet show! Said one child: "His performances are hardly Don Giovianni at the Czech National Marionette Theater, but I suppose he performs an acceptable rendition of The Emperor's New Clothes"pic.twitter.com/R7fPfA5WAR

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      2. 𝕸αrςεレレ⊕ ☤‏ @Bird_of_Mercuri Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These kids actually do look like sad Russians. Except for the second kid. He looks a little suspicious.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Zorg The Conqueror‏ @Zorg_Conqueror Aug 6
        Replying to @Bird_of_Mercuri @TheOnion

        Stakeholders may reach the ICE ERO Detention Reporting and Information Line by dialing 1-888-352-4024. Live trained operators are available Monday through Friday (excluding holidays. Because even fascists deserve a break)

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