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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 6

    Defiant Manafort Enters Trial Wearing Coat Made Of Live Puffins https://trib.al/tHoQkn6 pic.twitter.com/SrlM5B7lYb

    1:14 PM - 6 Aug 2018
    • 3,711 Retweets
    • 13,145 Likes
    • Kevin Murphy POPS Longstreth Ronnie Whaley 🇵🇭 Robert "Beto" Sanford Samuel #HTTR 4-2 Dillock van cycle Joelle, "Perspective rolls"😂 Public Anguish 🌎 The Indeterminator🌹
    210 replies 3,711 retweets 13,145 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Matt Jameson‏ @RogueNotary Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        will you be releasing the Slack transcript where you had a 4-hour argument about whether to use porgs or puffins

        3 replies 9 retweets 128 likes
      3. Your Friendly Local Goatmom‏ @PicoTala Aug 6
        Replying to @RogueNotary @TheOnion

        I demand full transparency (because I want to read that conversation, let's be real we all do okay)

        0 replies 4 retweets 68 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. (((DuneMyThang™)))‏ @Kris_Sacrebleu Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @annemariehams

        Puff...in Daddy 😬

        4 replies 9 retweets 111 likes
      3. Dave Parkinson‏ @dparkinson45 Aug 6
        Replying to @Kris_Sacrebleu @TheOnion @annemariehams

        pic.twitter.com/S7yAzsRaPQ

        1 reply 1 retweet 14 likes
      4. 1 more reply
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      2. DaZombinatrixx 💀VOTE! 🗳‏ @TheMominatrixx Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now look at them yo-yo’s, that’s the way to do it You play the guitar 🎸on the MTV That ain’t workin’ That’s the way to do it Money for puffins, and chicks for free...pic.twitter.com/08n9c5EhF7

        2 replies 4 retweets 25 likes
      3. T A 4 PA‏ @stylnpa Aug 6
        Replying to @TheMominatrixx @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/XwoxoG0i7z

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. ShowMeTheMoney‏ @EncoreJamais Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Canadians wl b happy2 hear #Manafort paid $15k 4 his #Puffin coat, but of course that was in $CA... Not a single feather was harmed during Day 5 of the Trial. And at feeding time, #Giuliani regurgitated enough smelt to feed all 19 Puffins... They are VORACIOUS little buggers.

        3 replies 5 retweets 37 likes
      3. 1 more reply
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      2. Spence‏ @SpencerKrick Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If the puffins don't fit, you must acquit.

        1 reply 9 retweets 84 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. SGT York #RebelScum‏ @yorksterbad Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Manafort is SO smooth. He's gonna "electric slide" right into his cell...

        2 replies 3 retweets 28 likes
      3. Adventurer. #AWFDY?‏ @TruthsRequired Aug 6
        Replying to @yorksterbad @TheOnion

        I now have a visual of Tom Cruise in glasses and underpants.

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
      4. 1 more reply
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      2. Barton‏ @IfSoFactSow Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        H.R. Puffin Stuff those pockets with Russian oligarch billions.

        1 reply 3 retweets 36 likes
      3. Callum McLaren‏ @Callum_Mac55 Aug 7
        Replying to @IfSoFactSow @TheOnion

        Now your outing your age lol my Lil bro was all into that when it came out ... pax

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Barton‏ @IfSoFactSow Aug 7
        Replying to @Callum_Mac55 @TheOnion

        Jack Wild played the Artful Dodger in the Oscar winning movie Oliver, in 1968. The spin off TV show on Saturday morning helped Jack make so money, good for him.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Sir Llama III #RemoveRandomCrits‏ @sirllamaiii Aug 6
        Replying to @mindset_x @TheOnion

        It's definitely real

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
      3. End of conversation
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      2. RQL‏ @rql_fy3476e Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        IS THIS REAL?

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Ashley The Fearless‏ @mojofearless Aug 6
        Replying to @rql_fy3476e @TheOnion

        Yes. Absolutely.

        0 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      4. End of conversation

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