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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 6

    Owl Can’t Remember Which Direction To Rotate Head Back https://trib.al/s7QC5zJ pic.twitter.com/QSYIPRuZRq

    11:25 AM - 6 Aug 2018
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      1. Deepak Dhingra‏ @deepakdhingra24 Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dont want to sound rude here but Honestly that's his own problem

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      2. Panama‏ @11_Panama_ Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't act like it never happened to you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3.  🍒‏ @CherryBlackEyes Aug 6
        Replying to @11_Panama_ @TheOnion

        Not since a demon possessed me.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Muhammad Shayan شایان 🇮🇳 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇦🇪‏ @shayandubai Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stupid joke on an amazing bird

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      3. Panama‏ @11_Panama_ Aug 6
        Replying to @shayandubai @TheOnion

        You just might be too soft to read @TheOnion

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      1. Adam Stone‏ @adamstonevt Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not so wise are you Mr. Owl. Why don’t you come down off that perch and join us real Americans for a while geesh...

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      2. Phoenix‏ @phoenixasaur Aug 6
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        @Katelyhhnn

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      2. Michael Johnson‏ @Michael93105 Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s because he’s a Trump supporter! He can complete a turn of the head until Donald tweets the direction! Not capable of independent thinking!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Cupcake ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้‏ @CupcakeForAll Aug 6
        Replying to @Michael93105 @TheOnion

        God I was wondering how this could be turned into politics I give props to you

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Michael Johnson‏ @Michael93105 Aug 6
        Replying to @CupcakeForAll @TheOnion

        It’s the cynic in me.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1.  👻eerie daniel jones 🎃‏ @teamdanjones Aug 6
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        @MaryKoCo

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      1. Matt Aaron‏ @BronxLaugher Aug 6
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        I'M IN TEARS!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Becky Allen‏ @rebeccasallen2 Aug 6
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        He went too far left. Or right as the case may be. Stuck in reverse.

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      1. KushK‏ @RationalBeing Aug 6
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        😀😁😆😁😊😊😂😂

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      1. Roberto Kraudy‏ @Roberto_Kraudy Aug 6
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        what a stupid thing to say

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      1. Greg Walker‏ @GJWalk Aug 6
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        Your other left...

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 6
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        Hoo, Hoo, Hoo!

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      1. Michael Baker‏ @Mikeypb66 Aug 6
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