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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 6

    Police Officer Wouldn’t Have Killed Black Man If He Knew Everyone Would Make Such A Big Fuss About It https://trib.al/w5LQdMT pic.twitter.com/pdIxewp356

    10:23 AM - 6 Aug 2018
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    • The Indeterminator🌹 DayelStoner witchress Tyler Goeser ⚣ CHERUB ⚣ Reluctantly crouched at the starting line Doing It Wrong Bernie Supporter #1 Walter The Cat
    42 replies 703 retweets 3,383 likes
      1. Christopher Rodney  🌐  🏳️‍🌈‏ @ctrodney Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought you guys were a satire site. Lol. This is too real. Both the killing, and the criminally indifferent attitude towards the victims by the killers. Keep shining a light on what we need to change.

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      2. brink‏ @_brink Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/zPDqpqLLEQ

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      3. #ProsecuteICE‏ @EuropeanStylez Aug 6
        Replying to @_brink @TheOnion

        If by "nightmarish legal proceedings" you mean "go on paid administrative leave", "be found innocent in court" and "come back to work like nothing happened" then you're spot on.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Sylvanus Nsumba‏ @vance2god Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s funny because it’s true

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      2. Communist Dick Energy‏ @Marie___Manley Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion Article or NYT Opinion Piece by Kamala Harris

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. pjeanne‏ @p_jeanne97 Aug 7
        Replying to @Marie___Manley @TheOnion

        Truth either way

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      2.  🎃 éjjîrödó  💀 @best season hours‏ @ejjirodo Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        a bit too far, I think.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Snarky Cyclist‏ @SnarkyCyclistAB Aug 6
        Replying to @ejjirodo @TheOnion

        It's been even worse. Like when The Onion said that 12 congresspeople had held children hostage.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Maria B‏ @MariaIslandlady Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Okkkkk.pic.twitter.com/nl8sP1Q56C

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      2. moleyrusselswart‏ @NatePerchak Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow, unfollow the Onion now. All my favorite comedians and comedy sites have gone Antifa..

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. MUHHHHH-nu  🧟‍♀️ (manu)‏ @vivianthewriter Aug 6
        Replying to @NatePerchak @TheOnion

        Disregarding the error in your statement, you’d rather they be fascist?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Space Neko‏ @KingofDabbing1 Aug 6
        Replying to @vivianthewriter @NatePerchak @TheOnion

        I prefer democracy or non-aligned to facism or communism.

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      5. MUHHHHH-nu  🧟‍♀️ (manu)‏ @vivianthewriter Aug 6
        Replying to @KingofDabbing1 @NatePerchak @TheOnion

        uh huh, not decrying fascism is implicitly supporting it; left/right ideologies can both lead to fascism, but fascist movements have consistently been uprisings against the left; anyways, it’s not my job to teach strangers online, so I’m gonna go do something productive

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      2. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Area racist yells all lives matter, as he blows through a stop sign in front of a cop!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Aug 6
        Replying to @boingboingbbeep @TheOnion

        https://www.ksnt.com/sports/nascar/nascar-chairman-arrested-for-dwi-oxycodone-possession-1/1349384684?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter_KSNTNews …

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      2. Dogs aren't babies‏ @dogsarentbabies Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny, but cops with body cameras actually commit more shootings now because they know the footage will vindicate them.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. J Allen‏ @The_JJAllen Aug 7
        Replying to @dogsarentbabies @TheOnion

        Reminds me of the video of a cop who didn't know his body cam saved the footage from a minute before it was activated and caught him planting evidence on a black guy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Michael GG‏ @mgganimal Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real

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      1. Matt D‏ @mtdisme Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        boooooo

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