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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 6

    Entire Office Unsure What To Do About Bawling Coworker https://trib.al/BlUqFcZ pic.twitter.com/iOurXaH4z0

    7:30 AM - 6 Aug 2018
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    33 replies 167 retweets 1,269 likes
      1. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What I do....pic.twitter.com/lm1ZUaIDUw

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      1. It's Amanda!‏ @doevember Aug 6
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        ME

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna Aug 6
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        Not all tears are an evil.

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      1. Michael Baker‏ @Mikeypb66 Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey Rick, theres donuts in the breakroom...

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      1. Mark Walstrom‏ @VwvuuiaBaoiyias Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Soon to be replaced by bawling robot.

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      1. Phteven‏ @baconflavoring Aug 6
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        @Ep511

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      1. Mike‏ @liberalbastion Aug 6
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        Reports indicate that it’s almost break time, and hopefully in 15 minutes this whole thing will have blown over without anyone needing to feel anything.

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      1. Cardoski‏ @Cardoski99 Aug 6
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      1. Al White‏ @Lawthreeper Aug 6
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        Aww!! I was that guy when I got my cancer diagnosis at work!!

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Aug 6
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        Hey Bill your car's on fire!

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      1. Gus Brissly‏ @BristleGus Aug 6
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        This totally happens.

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      1. Pas Votre‏ @flatoutdimofyou Aug 6
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        Dont worry, co-worker's just normal human, like as not. Saw calander, mind on automatic, hence saltwater on face. And what else could they have done and g-damnit what else could they have done? And g-damnit it's still beyond-words g-dawful. Could be a serious so ask, or calendar.

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      1. Sam Palasota‏ @SamPalasota Aug 6
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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Aug 6
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        Might as well tell him about layoffs now...

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      1. Deb‏ @DeborahCourtade Aug 6
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        Jeez! Where is the humanity? What’s wrong with just asking him if he is ok or wants to talk about it?

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      1. Joy Parks Miraglia‏ @JoyMiraglia Aug 6
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        Lit me when I got call from my vet about putting my dog down!! Just couldn’t keep my shit together!!

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