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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 6

    New Study Finds Box Still World’s Most Popular Container https://trib.al/ltJZyvo pic.twitter.com/1xHyeLaAxU

    5:09 AM - 6 Aug 2018
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    • Weasel Bread Frunk Alex spooky smoop B.L.O. Simon Cawthorn TheQuakGoesDuck Classy Sassy n A Little Badassy Pierre-Simon Laplace
    33 replies 271 retweets 1,860 likes
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      2. Jay Boller‏Verified account @jaymboller Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the box! the box!

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Steve Clay‏ @mrclay_org Aug 6
        Replying to @jaymboller @TheOnion

        Homer Goes to College is tough to beat.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. jana goldman‏ @PressHereJG Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And cat toy

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      1. Alex‏ @TenguSnake Aug 6
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        pic.twitter.com/Lehm1mse0H

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      1. Denio Chávez‏ @DenioChavez Aug 6
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        And best camouflage on a stealth mission.

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      1. Kevin Wilson‏ @kevinwilson16 Aug 6
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        There’s always next year, bag.

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      1. kony five aces‏ @DepressingSuper Aug 6
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        ... Just a boxpic.twitter.com/iIrX3LrUNE

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      1. Bigwill‏ @Williedelphia Aug 6
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        Solid snake would be proud

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      1. Nosmo King‏ @RevAndyKarlson Aug 6
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        pic.twitter.com/qb4x77B92O

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      1. Gogobr8‏ @gogobrasil8_br Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not for long... let’s just say some pivotal box bosses are gonna go down... and then the metal dodecahedron will finally take off...

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      1. Spooky Scary Skelename‏ @TheFinalSchmid Aug 7
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      1. enda  🎄‏ @endatronix Aug 6
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        Thank god I was getting worried

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      1. Cory Hart‏ @OneLifeToLead1 Aug 6
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        Boxes are superb! So many varied practical uses.

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      1. Red Dead Stranding‏ @Diamond__Dog Aug 6
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        I love boxes. Stuff them, park them, use them for creative purposes and.. you can hide in them 👀

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      1. DrMcMoodyMuffin‏ @DrMcMoodyMuffin Aug 6
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        This just goes to show the gays that that the pride movement isn't changing hearts and minds. When it comes right down to it, there nothing better than stuffing a box

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      1. Wookiee‏ @WookieJon Aug 6
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        Oh come on... bottles are so much better.

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      2. ~*E*~‏ @carebearerika4 Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who had enough time in their day to do a whole study on containers?

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      3. Jack Reeves‏ @Coach_JReeves Aug 6
        Replying to @carebearerika4 @TheOnion

        I'm not sure you know what the onion is

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. ~*E*~‏ @carebearerika4 Aug 6
        Replying to @Coach_JReeves @TheOnion

        I am aware of what it is...duh 🙄🙄

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