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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 5

    NRA Releases Downloadable Blueprints For First 3D-Printed Gun Lobbyists https://trib.al/KCZZM1p pic.twitter.com/FqVMg8CwjT

    6:40 PM - 5 Aug 2018
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      2. My name is Chad Miles man‏ @ChadOnMyWay Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Doubles as a sex robot if you add on the bumpstock.

        1 reply 2 retweets 48 likes
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      1. ...‏ @suavepimp72112 Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is the Russian accent extra?

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      1. Seth Crosby‏ @sdcrosby Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RoyBlunt You made the onion!! So proud to be a Missourian!!

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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Existing lobbyists highly intimidated. "The corruption game has really been raised."

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      1. Traruh Synred‏ @synredae Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you sure Dana Loesch isn't one?

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      2. Jeff Jachens‏ @JeffJWarwick Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We can replace half of Congress with too

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      3. Dick Tator‏ @Dik_Tat0r Aug 5
        Replying to @JeffJWarwick @TheOnion

        I think they already did.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Chris Wagner‏ @_chriswagner Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @GreatDismal

        Wait, the left one or the right one?

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      1. MaterialMattersLLC‏ @MM2LLC Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And, next quarter, US Senators (less complicated design, but more expensive)

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      1. Mark A. Siefert‏ @MarkSiefert Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did they print him in PLA, ABS, or pure evil?

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      1. Ash is just a ghøst 👻‏ @AshleyBC137 Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey dont give them any ideas now!!

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      1. crageous‏ @crageous Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @MattxRed

        The downloadable 3D gun was not pushed or released by the NRA... and @theOnion is not where you should be getting actual news... I mean, I love em, but...

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      1. Dan gets it‏ @danbrickes Aug 5
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        And then a activist judge blocks the release

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      1. Suzanne‏ @Castlesuzanne Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @crl_fitzpatrick

        Hahaha. I plead the fifth on who I would print. I will say it would have to include his intelligence and his cutting sense of humor.

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      1. GoldenMom‏ @GoldenMom14 Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @shannonrwatts

        Yeah that’s just Jared on the left....

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      1. gothenBunny‏ @B_Deranged Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @FUCKTOHME

        Can't wait to download the file on my school computer and print guns for everyone at the schools library

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Aug 5
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        Oral sex software sold separately.

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      1. Lawrence‏ @Lawrence_n_DC Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ok. We already now have a 3D printed, "President," thanks to Russia. #RESISTANCE

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